It can be from anytime
Mine is someone at a New Years party someone lit a huge firework upside down and it burned me pretty bad, and almost set the house we were at on fire
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I was 13. At a big Fourth of July party my family threw, we were launching all kinds of fireworks. All the adults went inside for a break, leaving me and my cousins launching regular bottle rockets and fire crackers. Then one of my cousins got the dumb idea to try to launch one of the professional grade fireworks we had. We were told not to light those, she didn't listen. There was nothing but smoke as the firework hovered a foot above the ground. Then it dropped and an explosion of bright Red sparks flew everywhere. Lucky no one was hurt.
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2 RepliesI was driving my brother and my friend around when we're in high school and I guess you could say we were immature kids. Well we were driving through a neighborhood and my brother and my friend yelled something, I don't even remember what it is, at a group of people. Next thing I know, there are 2 cars full of angry Russians cornering us in a culdesac. These guys are rolling about 10 deep and get out of their cars with baseball bats and approach my car. Even if we stood a chance at fighting back at them, we couldn't because my brother had a broken hand at the time and my friend had a messed up ankle. But anyway they were walking up to the car and somehow we managed to weave my car in between their two cars and we ended up almost driving into a pond and we took out somebody's mailbox with us on the way out and broke a headlight. It was some scary shit, needless to say. Moral of the story: You aren't invincible and one day you just might say the wrong thing to the wrong people
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I licked battery juice off of my fingers when i was a kid
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I'm still alive
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2 RepliesSleeping in my parents' room ( was little when this happened) and all of a sudden, something scratched all of us, and our cat was outside. It was pretty creepy.
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2 RepliesWas at a range with my unit and we were using the MK-19. The weapon had a misfire and the round didn't get launched off. So, long story short I had to carry a live 40mm grenade in my hands over to a dud pit. Scary moment even though the round doesn't truly arm until around 30 meters.
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16 RepliesEither the first time I was stabbed by someone, or the first time I got shot. Probably bad that both those things don't bother me anymore..
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A firework blew up next to me (m80) it got stuck in the tube and and blew up. I ddnt light it as there was another person lighting fireworks with me. It knocked me off my feet, the bottom part of the firework hit me square in the chest, and part of my right eyebrow is singed off
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I was swimming in a huge lake with family. I had a floaty on me because i wanted to chill. So i leaned back but i fell into the water. I struggled to get back up to surface but the floaty wouldn't come off. Good thing was that my cousins helped me up to surface.
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Almost drowned at the beach,attacked by a pitbull,spider creeping on my chest,damn my life could be a horror movie
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In no particular order: • I almost drowned in the Pacific Ocean. • I almost drowned in a swimming pool. • I almost got shot out of a windshield in a head on collision. • I missed my mother's call.
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I was in a water park where to advance we had to go up a conveyor belt to go to the next area of water rides. When I came off I dropped my feet too early and I was being sucked in I felt my feet almost get cut off I was 11.
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I got caught in a wave at the beach and was starting to get ripped in an undertow(ab think at a beach where there is a huge drop of like a cliff and water rips things down under it and once you're in it you can't get out. Many people die from them.) luckily a dude saved me but before my mom talked to him he walked away..
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I was driving my brother and my friend around when we're in high school and I guess you could say we were immature kids. Well we were driving through a neighborhood and my brother and my friend yelled something, I don't even remember what it is, at a group of people. Next thing I know, there are 2 cars full of angry Russians cornering us in a culdesac. These guys are rolling about 10 deep and get out of their cars with baseball bats and approach my car. Even if we stood a chance at fighting back at them, we couldn't because my brother had a broken hand at the time and my friend had a messed up ankle. But anyway they were walking up to the car and somehow we managed to weave my car in between their two cars and we ended up almost driving into a pond and we took out somebody's mailbox with us on the way out and broke a headlight. It was some scary shit, needless to say. More of the story: You aren't invincible and one day you just might say the wrong thing to the wrong people
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2 RepliesHad two guys pull out guns and press the barrel to each side of head. They said, "hola, amigo, you got something for me, ese? They were making obvious glances at my Rolex. which Is a first of its kind prototype from 1800's (my great, great grandpa won it in a card game.) I said "this watch is very special to me, now, I feel your best course of action would be to leave, do we understand each other, amigos?" One guy looked towards his buddy, "you believe this fool, holmes?" "I've never been much for sentiment" the other responded" I then quickly put both their arms in chicken wing locks. (Poetic justice for them being Mexicans, or beaners for that matter) before they knew it I had both the 367's in each of their mouths. "Suck it like your moustached mother sucks the chupacabra" I wasn't proud, but, the feeling of empowerment felt good in that moment. I dropped both the clips from the gats and flew off into the sun. The Mexicans now live successful, plentiful lives, mowing grass in Florida.
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Mom and sister were out shopping *Hears knock on the door* *Not my mom* *A wild Johovas Witness has appeared!* *Me: Evacuatez.* FISSION MAILED [spoiler]True story [/spoiler]
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Seeing all that clop garbage in the Cozmo thread. I mean... WE'RE BEING INFESTED BY BRONIES!!! cans.wav
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2 RepliesI was [i]spooked[/i]
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2 RepliesI nutted and she kept sucking
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1 ReplyEncountering Engrapadora for the first time
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3 RepliesA desticle tried to outsmart me and acted like the good old internet tough guy
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1 ReplySome fat kid tried shoving me up his butthole once... it wasn't very pretty...
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2 Replies1) I was almost suffocated 2) a firework exploded in my face 3) I woke up with a deadly snake in my room 4)a fire was raging on my island and has surrounded my house [spoiler]I live on the f*cking edge[/spoiler]
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Arkham Asylum, the fudging crash hallucination
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Blue Screen of death while playing Minecraft. It got me so fast I crapped my pants