We've all seen them:
Players with names like "SuperAmazingGamer1"
"AlphaMonsterKiller"
and the likes who don't quite live up to their names when playing.
Share your best examples of players with overly ambitious names that can't kill a Thrall with a shotgun in a room with no doors or windows.
English
#Destiny
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16 RepliesAnything that begins with Xx and ends with xX
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2 RepliesAnyone who has "snipe" in their name and main a shotgun. Oh the irony.
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Master Ives when he's really just an Ives
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Wishyouluckk
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Mine (inpvp) Never played pvp before destiny
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Not mine...i always love ritos and dew
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XxXabelincolnnoscopejfkmasterkillafreshXxX
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1 ReplyEvery time I see a name like SwagMaster I replace it with FagMaster
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I'd like to think I live up to my name. I've got a ~1.4 k/d if that helps my case. Definitely not the best, but not below average.
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4 RepliesPretty hard not to surpass my hype. I'm a damn potato
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... I don't know.
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1 ReplyI live up to everything....
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2 RepliesMaster Ives, that guy was a noob
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I live up to my name
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One guy I saw was named snipesfordayz or something like that and he couldn't hit a single headshot, only 2 shot body shots like one time. My friend checked his medals and saw he had like 1 marksman medal
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I lived up to my name once! On a skolas PoE, nothing could see me, nothing could kill me...lag helped me live up to my name!
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2 RepliesI played against jesusdgardener. He could not turn water into wine. Maybe he was just a latin gardener.
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6 Replieshi my favorite color is red
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XSniperaddictxX1 uses shotgun and nothing else...
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2 RepliesUSMCSniper00. That guy misses every shot with a sniper
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I didn't at one time.
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My dad was "maximus-titan" on the 360. My friends would call him that in real life. It was hilarious.(yes, he has no video game skills and plays fps)
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3 RepliesI'm a failed prophet of the furry rodents dominance over the planet Earth.
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1 ReplyDrop the beat! Turn that bass up! Once met a kid. His name was Dark Ninjanut He said he wanted crota he had the Ghorn He came in the group, he sound like he had no nuts And then we got the sword time to drop crota. But punk ninjanut said he had no rockets..... WTF! WTF! GTFO! Scruuuuuuub! WTF! WTF! GTFO! Scruuuuuuuuub! Now this any the end. In his whinny voice he said Mom not now! I'll brush my teeth later He said he needed to go back to town and buy some rockets We gave the guy a chance and waited for him while dancing 5 mins later he came on the mic with his whinny girl voice and said Ah man, sorry guys. I got no glimmer what am I gonna do? WTF! WTF! GTFO! Scruuuuuuuub! WTF! WTF! GTFO! Sruuuuuuuuuub! Moral of the story if you see this kid Dark NinjaNut Don't invite him to the party don't listen to his posts Some kids can play destiny but this cat needs to stick to Pokemon! Peace out!
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The lyrics for today's post is brought to you by me. This shizz is original. This is for all ya'll who's had to deal with that annoying kid in yer party. Yea you know what I'm spit'n Hurr we go! Artist: drune85 Title: GTFO Sruuuuuuub Album: Drune for prez Drop the beat! Turn that bass up! Once met a kid. His name was Dark Ninjanut He said he wanted crota he had the Ghorn He came in the group, he sound like he had no nuts And then we got the sword time to drop crota. But punk ninjanut said he had no rockets..... WTF! WTF! GTFO! Scruuuuuuub! WTF! WTF! GTFO! Scruuuuuuuuub! Now this any the end. In his whinny voice he said Mom not now! I'll brush my teeth later He said he needed to go back to town and buy some rockets We gave the guy a chance and waited for him while dancing 5 mins later he came on the mic with his whinny girl voice and said Ah man, sorry guys. I got no glimmer what am I gonna do? WTF! WTF! GTFO! Scruuuuuuuub! WTF! WTF! GTFO! Sruuuuuuuuuub! Moral of the story if you see this kid Dark NinjaNut Don't invite him to the party don't listen to his posts Some kids can play destiny but this cat needs to stick to Pokemon! Peace out!
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2 RepliesTripleWRECK.