I got drunk on
Milk
Women
Grape juice
Vodka
Pena colada (budmn Tssss)
Wine
Milk
Air
Lego bricks
Offtopic
Hillary Clinton
Milk
Doge
Memes
Dank memes
Nubbin's heresy
But never beer
There was a woman who was an alcoholic so while working the boss called her in and said I can smell drink off you (vodka) so he gave her a warning
So she went back to work the next day she seemed ok and no smell of alcohol of her as her boss called her in the office to chat ( close enough to try see if she was drinking ) there was no smell.
Three weeks later the women collapsed in work and passed away that night they did a postmortem and it turned out she died from alcohol poisoning
That wasn't all the found while conducting the postmortem they found she had a tampon inserted in her ( special place ) they found it odd as because of her age she didn't need them anymore
The tampon was laced with vodka so before she went to work she soaked up as much vodka in the tampon and inserted in her ( special place ) it worked but also killed her
True story
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