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Edited by Astrodicle:
7/22/2015 8:40:18 AM
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I could kill you right now...
Give me one reason why i shouldnt.
[spoiler]hint: you cant!!!!
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Weapons at my disposal include-steve the turtle, A revolver pointed at your head, a knife, a portal gun, and nukes.
(the portal gun is to do the thing where i shoot a portal at your feet and then one above you. Not to escape.)
Checkpoint one-5 reasons!! YUSS
Checkpoint two-10 reasons!!! Sweet!!!
Checkpoint three-20 reasons!!! WERE TRENDING!!!
Checkpoint four-40 reasons!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!
Checkpoint five-80 reasons!!!!! WERE NOT IN SPACE!!!!
Checkpoint six-160 reasons!!!! WHAT THE. UQ IS GOING ON????
Checkpoint seven-320 reasons!!!! im speechless.
[spoiler] lol not really[/spoiler]
English
#Offtopic
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Because I said please :3
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If you kill me, the internet will find out about that thing you did in 10th grade you thought no one saw. I have people with the files.
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Because you don't know where i live, or what weapons i have under my bed
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4 RepliesAlright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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1 ReplyI don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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Because I'm really good at poker
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I'll tell my mommy.
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I am turtle
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I have chocolate Donuts
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3 RepliesAlright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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1 ReplyAmateur.
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4 RepliesIt can be messy?!???
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You're stuck behind a screen
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2 RepliesI don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain to kill me
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3 RepliesCause if you kill me, then I won't be able to bake cookies for you ;(
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Because It opposite day
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I'm Samuel l jackson brother....
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1 ReplyThe manner in which my death would occur will dishonor you.
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1 ReplyI know where they're keeping your family
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5 RepliesI have a cake and I will share
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1 ReplyI'm related to Morgan freeman
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Edited by Av4lon_930: 7/25/2015 7:42:35 PMBecause I am You
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Try it
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You wouldn't kill a gi-...
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You can't kill me, because I'm already dead
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2 RepliesYou wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you
