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Edited by ClassyPotatoes:
7/16/2015 5:18:31 AM
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How did you get your Thorn?
I just want to know where I have the highest chance of finding it.
EDIT: Thanks for the laughs!
EDIT2: 1000 replies! Love you guys. No homo
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I didn't *sobs*
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I threw money at the screen
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I ripped Valus Ta'aurc in half and pulled it out of his ribcage
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Gander Mountain cause my Glock wasn't ready yet and they felt bad...
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The queen after I did her a favor
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1 Reply-Make love with Eris -Catch genital Ebola from Eris -Die from genital Ebola -Walk towards the light at the end of the tunnel -Trip and fall on the way to the light -Find thorn on the ground in the tunnel -Say -blam!- the light at the end of the tunnel and run back to your body. Congratulations you have just obtained the most over powered weapon in the game. [spoiler]you have also found the only method of surviving genital Ebola [/spoiler]
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5 RepliesBruh everyone here is retarded it's clear you get it from Dredgen Yor after you revive him in the first mission on the moon and he calls out "Shrek come rip this guardians anus apart!" So you have to let Shrek fill you with pleasure then Yor sticks the Thorn up your Ass then you have to reach up and pull it out then you shoot Shrek and Yor with it then you use it as a dildo then it becomes Thorn. Then finally you get it from the Queen after you have sex with her.
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1 ReplyReally, it's so easy. Just ask Poison. Every rose has its thorn.
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Crota hit me up like: if you dont kill me ill give you this weapon, its overpowerd af in crucible. I mean you dont say no to that do you?
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Dismantle 3 Gjallarhorns, then restart all your characters and get them to 20 and then thorn will appear in your Postmaster
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2 RepliesBounty
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Got it from t bagging the speaker, eating, doritos, drinking mtn dew, and yelling RNGesus. Yeah that sounds right. LOL
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This is a chill post, I must say
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Hey you stole that from me [spoiler]eritas[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI'm pretty sure I got mine from the cryptarc... yeah that sounds about right. XD
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Ur moms bedroom
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........*mine BLOWN*........ From a a Legen wait for it...DARY engram
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2 RepliesI found mine on a rose! It's very special to me
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I'm pretty sure I got mine from the cryptarc... yeah that sounds about right. XD
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I got mine from talking to the speaker and pressing ^^vv<><>b a start
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1 ReplyJust keep grinding those tiger strikes. It'll drop soon enough. Good luck!
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6 RepliesStupid fuking post dip shit
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Clicks this post Thinks this is stupid Sees that u can vote Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Gas station around the corner in old russia
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29 RepliesDUMBASS ITS AN EXOTIC BOUNTY... UGH pardon my language sir
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Oryx obviously
