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Edited by Is__Endless:
7/13/2015 4:45:18 PM
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PETITION TO IMMEDIATELY BAN 1-PLY TOILET PAPER FROM PUBLIC RESTROOMS!
I heard the Destiny community loves to petition various stupid things; nerf this, buff that, add this, remove that.
Let's start a movement, everybody!
[spoiler]*please note that this is purely a joke that mocks people who think that everything should be nerfed. It's completely related to Destiny. Not everything needs to be nerfed and the thousands of petitions about nerfing Thorn aren't going to get it nerfed any faster. Weapon re-balancing is on the way. Just have a good time and sign this reasonable petition![/spoiler]
* There are now over 700 votes total. Holy crap. Haha.
* Over 1,000 votes and we're not trending? Looks like Bungie just doesn't give a shit.
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This post is 4 and a half years old.
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Necrobump
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Another necrobump
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1 ReplyNecrobump
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1 ReplyAn epidemic of ass proportions. [spoiler]... No I'm not proud of the fact that this is some of my best material...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyTry living in a dorm with public bathrooms
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1 ReplyI agree. Nothing worse than wiping after a big steamy and having your fingers punch through the TP into the dark below.
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5 Replies-Dear Bungie, Paper OP. Please nerf. Scissors OK. Sincerely, Rock. -I think you just need to learn when to wipe, OP. -1-ply TP ain't gonna take your shit, OP. Git Gud!
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3 RepliesEdited by TheGodAmongMen: 7/13/2015 4:49:14 PMThe best way to start this movement would be to go into all public bathrooms and destroy all the one ply. Don't tell anyone and let the complaints ensue
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1 ReplyIf we start a joint movement....defo gonna need better than 1-ply toilet roll....the horror that would ensue when it tears during wiping....
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1 ReplyThrows money at toilet.... Or did I already do that with bungie?
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3 RepliesSomeone got poopyfingers
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1 ReplyI think actually a buff is necessary. Increase ply by 1000% at least.
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1 ReplyNow this is closer to real satire, and hilarious
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1 ReplyWhy is no one going for the 2nd signed!? Clearly the far better option. Git gud.
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3 RepliesLooking for 5 Guardians to raid the Public Bathroom, must have 500 dmg Gjallarhorns, Ice breakers, and thorn equipped at the same time. Add GT: 3000_Jews.
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1 ReplyThe only pleasure I get these days is when im wiping my ass and my finger slips through the toilet paper.
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1 ReplyYeah! I'm so tired of my fingers ripping through the 1 and only ply just to get 2 knuckles deep because I'm an aggressive wiper.
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1 Replynice choices to pick from!
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1 ReplyLmao that last option is gold
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1 ReplyBungie, this is ridiculous!!! My poop time k/d is horrible!! All these other people running around using 3 or 4 ply toilet paper and I'm stuck using 1 ply. FIX YOUR DAMN BOOTY PAPER NOW, BUNGIE!!! We need an immediate buff. Another promise you failed to deliver on Bungie. Good job guys, you suck. I bet we'll get 4-ply only as DLC.
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yeah that john wayne toilet paper definitely needs a huge buff ... my ass is bleeding
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1 ReplyBetter not start a movement! Only thing available is single ply! Hold it in!
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Sign! Nerf the sandpaper!
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1 ReplySigned. If anyone is dropping duece at a public restroom than something is wrong and will definitely requer a thicker ply.... yet still remaining soft.
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Signed!
