What now Playstation???.
We got Cortana!!!
What yall got?? A slight lead in resolution? None of us give af
Cortana ftw
[b][i][u]NOT SURE IF YOU GUYS AND GALS KNOW BUT I'M YELLING!!!!! CORTAAAANNNNAAAAAA[/u][/i][/b]
All this salt isn't good for my blood pressure
[spoiler]anyone who hasn't caught on yet this is satire lol[/spoiler]
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7 Replies#Destiny tag removed. This has nothing to do with Destiny the game.
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Don't care
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1 Replymy phone has cortana bitch
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1 Reply*Throws money at screen
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1 Replyi always said cortana is a hotty.. but how can we have cortana anyway she died in halo 4? must be a different AI that looks like her? or they doing a pre death to the sequel?
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3 RepliesI still remember the day I got my first console, SNES. I didn't care about which console was better or which controller felt nice or whatever nonsense people babble on about. I miss the days when I could just pick up a controller on any console and play a game without hesitation to what I'm even playing on. It wasn't until the original Xbox came out when everything changed.
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1 ReplyI have a PS4... and an Xbone... and a high end gaming PC... and two 3ds... Still have my old pstriple too. Poor guardians BTFO.
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1 ReplyI cri evry tiem
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13 RepliesWe have final fantasy , little big planet destiny exclusives black ops 3 DLCs before you we get the last of us some ps only stuff on batman the batman arhkam series and lots of other stuff. You get halo.
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3 RepliesThis is the best argument you came up with?
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I can get that on my phone
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36 RepliesNot salty at all, because we bought a PS4 not that overpriced cable box you call a gaming console. Enjoy playing on an inferior piece of hardware.
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My stepfather had cortana on his phone, it doesn't even sound very much like her...
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5 RepliesWe got Planetside 2
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Oh it is Satire. I was so confused xD
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1 Reply#gaming
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3 RepliesBruh. halo 3 was the last one, at this point they're just milking it dude. And wouldn't PS players not care since they don't play halo in the first place?
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1 ReplyYeah, if it comes out. I bought a windows phone 2 years ago with the promise Cortana... never happened. I have a Galaxy again... so much better. And on a game system... I just use the x button on my PS4. I know it was satire, but I am bitter. Forget Cortana.
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Edited by Sevari Satin: 7/1/2015 2:29:24 PMEveryone is so [i][b]salty[/b][/i]
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9 RepliesI'm sorry, I can't seem to hear you ramble about your glorified Siri over the deafening sound of my Hawkmoon.
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3 RepliesSeriously if people are excited about this they're sad. It's a cash grab based on a tired and dull series.
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1 ReplyPS can always just steal an idea from Apple too.
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1 ReplySo glad I have both consoles so when this sort of thing happens I can sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. Especially when the op was satire.
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2 RepliesSiri > cortana
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I'm a little jelly about the Halo thing(and the standard xbone controller, which is so much more comfortable than the PS4s). The pixel boobs are for the angsty adolescents, though.
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You must not realize, you have to put satire on the tags before you click post.