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Edited by Dust Collector:
7/3/2015 9:27:22 PM
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HELP! ORYX IS IN HERE!
GUYS! HELP ME! ORYX IS GONNA KI-
[spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler]
*gets revived*
As I was saying, ORYX HAS 9000000000000 HEALTH! WE NE-
[spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler]
*self-res*
JUST HELP PLZ! WERE ALL GONNA DI-
*oryx picks me up and crushes me*
Edit 1: Geez, this post has a lot of replies! I will try and answer them all when I can.
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2 Replies"AN EXOTIC ENGR-" [spoiler]Guardian Down[/spoiler]
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Nuke the bitch.
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Edited by monkyken: 7/14/2015 2:45:52 PMOryx then teabagged my crushed corpse
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6 RepliesI say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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1 ReplyI hope he has a hidden perk where gjallarhorns give him health, overloading his healthbar too.
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2 RepliesWell, at least we don't have to *Dismantle Mines, yes?* Ah hell n- [b] [/b] *Guardian Down*
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4 RepliesEdited by Chops_shop2: 7/4/2015 1:27:26 AMOryx is going to feel the full firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station.
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3 RepliesSending in gjallarhorn units!!! [spoiler]I don't know how to spell it.[/spoiler]
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2 Replies*cutscene before final boss fight against oryx* Hello little light. I told you not to call me littl... Or shall I call you Tyrion Lannister? Oh okay youve outed me. The taken are really the whitewalkers. Thousands of years ago winter came and we came across a magical area in Valyria that trapped our consciousness inside for a millennia and I woke up in this "ghost shell". Oryx: tl; dr *smashes your ghost* You: Thanks I thought hed never shut up. Oryx waves at InRetrospect Oryx points at InRetrospect Oryx dances with InRetrospect You: Man I wish I had 20 bucks to spend on a couple shaders and a crappy scout rifle Oryx: throw your wallet at the screen duh You: throws wallet at screen. All characters are immediately max leveled and given the gjallarhorn and a warning reads across the screen Congratulations you unlocked the secret code to play the true final boss Luke Smith. If you win this your guardian will be the look of the playable character in destiny 2 as we could not just import master chief into this game. You: lolwut? Luke Smith: did somebody call for me? I heard a tv get hit with a wallet. You: Well he should he easy to beat hes just a schmuck and ive got my gjal [spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler] [spoiler]InRetrospect resurrects himself[/spoiler] You: HA! I love this subcl [spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesOryx can't melt steel beams
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1 ReplyBoobs.
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6 RepliesGhorn his dick off!!
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17 RepliesClearly guns aren't working... We need to deal puns of damage.... HELP HIVE FALLEN AND I CANT GE- [spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler]
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1 Reply*Steps in* Oryx your mine *Pulls out sword and shield charges him and take more then half his health gets blown into wall and is wounded and knocked out leaking energon*
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3 RepliesTo defeat him you must have xur help you by selling giljahorn
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1 ReplyStop panicking. We all know that Crota's lactose intolerance was inherited..
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2 RepliesJust kick him in the shin that always works
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1 Reply.....Titan steps into room.. "It's hammer time" (Cue: You can't touch this, by M.C. Hammer) (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐-■-■ (⌐-■_■)
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2 RepliesNot to worry , ever heard of hackers? I'm betting my 8th gjallahorn that within the first day there will be a chesee
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*Equips Dual Shock Blades* [b]1v1 Time[/b]
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*Equips Katana* Let's go
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DragonBump
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12 Replies*Grabs master rahool uses as sacrifice
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6 RepliesNah, oryx is puny, #AtheonsGodofallspaceandtime
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1 ReplyOryx+thorn=unstoppable
