GUYS! HELP ME! ORYX IS GONNA KI-
[spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler]
*gets revived*
As I was saying, ORYX HAS 9000000000000 HEALTH! WE NE-
[spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler]
*self-res*
JUST HELP PLZ! WERE ALL GONNA DI-
*oryx picks me up and crushes me*
Edit 1: Geez, this post has a lot of replies! I will try and answer them all when I can.
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13 RepliesEdited by Thyy Savage: 7/4/2015 9:59:00 PMThe battle against Oryx suddenly begins. Guardian 1:Alright guys, pull out your Gjallarh- *Guardian down* Guardian 2: What was he saying? Guardian 3: I think he was trying to say to pull out your Gjalla- *Guardian down* Guardian 2: My Wallet? Guardian 4: No you Jackass, yo- *Guardian Down* Guardian 5: Yeah that Luke Smith guy is a Jac- *Guardian down* Guardian 6: -blam!- this! *Fireteam member has left* Guardian 2: Luke Smith thinks I'm a Jackass? Oryx: Yup. *Guardian down* *Oryx snatches wallet and flies off*
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Its cool i got my gally... wait that usele- [spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler]
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Edited by Voidd_Guardian-: 9/9/2015 10:58:54 PMThere's a perk on all the Kings fall boots raid gear that gives bonus agility when being "torn through dimensions" whose ready for some taken guardians. :)
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1 ReplyWhen Bruce Willis was dead, at the end of sixth sense I ............. Guardian down
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3 Replies*Equips Peregrine Greaves* EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY, I'M GONNA SHOULDER CHARGE HIM IN THE FA- [spoiler]Guardian Down[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesIkora: the situation in dire...recall his orders. Cayde: are you certain? We banished him almost one year ago.. Zavala: under most circumstances I would disagree with Ikora but seeing as we don't have much time remaining.. Speaker: Then it is agreed. Send him coordinates to Oryx. All hope lies with Greg the Dreg.
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I have the solution! Do you want to hear it?[spoiler]its called RUN BITCH RUN!!![/spoiler]
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Here is some Super Good Advice don't die
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His health is over 9,000!
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3 RepliesI got you han- *Guardian down* Hang on I'll rez...wait what does it mean "throw money at screen to revive"???
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1 Reply*variks speaks* "Dismantle mines yes? Or you die." *oryx instantly blows up*
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Psssh I can solo oryx. Wanna know the secret? [spoiler]throw money at the screen[/spoiler]
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He's going down one more hit sh# t just got booted!
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3 RepliesEdited by Ashraven: 8/26/2015 2:23:47 PMSORRY MUST HAVE GJALLAHORN FGT
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1 Reply*Is in orbit* *someone mentions Oryx* [spoiler]guardian down[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyN-N-N-N-NECROBUMP
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2 RepliesOk guys, ready? 3, 2, 1, Fi... Everyone has left the fireteam Error, missing action, "forgot to throw money at screen"
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1 ReplyEdited by Ashraven: 8/26/2015 2:24:40 PMNecrobump
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2 RepliesReality bomb is enough to kill him
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1 Reply*finds cheese greater
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4 Replieserror code: badger
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3 RepliesI AM GROOT!! [spoiler]I am Groot[/spoiler]
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18 RepliesI can imagine "Need maxed sunbreaker for oryx" *warlock joins with sunbreakers*
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4 RepliesWe need he- (guardian down) (Than the mericans come in in and drop a nuke on oryx) Oryx: why did I do this on the Fourth of July!!! BbbbnbnnoooooooooooMmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!
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1 Reply*shoots oryx a lot* "GUYS HE ONLY NEEDS ONE MORE ROCKE-" [spoiler]error code: weasel[/spoiler]