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Edited by Carrigster:
6/26/2015 10:24:41 PM
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What does Xur do Monday-Thursday?
Just wondered...
Edit: so most common theories are;
- doing a Scrooge McDuck
- spending strange coins on strippers
- polishing his Gally's (not a metaphor)
- restocking his shop
- visiting my mum (the exchange of strange coins has not yet been confirmed but she better be getting paid, I need more coins!)
Thanks for all the comments, just shy of 500!
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5 RepliesHe melts down all the strange coin to repair the dark traveler. He actually states this if you sit around and listen to what he randomly says. The dark traveler is actually the good one. The one that is on earth is a beacon for the darkness which is coming like dragons in game of thrones... And the fallen and hive and cabal are actually the real good guys and the vex are the bodies for what is left of the human race...
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Jack off to the cryptarch. [spoiler]Trolls attract you know?[/spoiler]
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He is a sex pest. So I assume he lurks around high schools and shopping malls.
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He sells to the cabal,fallen and hive
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1 ReplyThe nine need their floors cleaned with his mop face.
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he plays 50 shades of grey with his better self
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2 RepliesReads the forums and Reddit, sees what everyone wants then picks the opposite
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He whacks it.
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drives by RNGesus's house with a middle tentacle in the air.
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He hunts for the next cache of exotics
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Edited by Twitchy_D: 6/26/2015 3:52:13 AMHe seems really depressed and comes back every weekend even though he gets so much loot. So i can only imagine that... [spoiler]he goes home to his wife[/spoiler]
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Farms exotics so his inventory doesn't run out.
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[quote]Just wondered...[/quote] Sits on his thumb, trolls us on Friday repeat
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1 ReplyFiddle with da queen
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Good question.
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2 RepliesHe melts the strange coin down into warm, vibrating underpants for Master Rahoole. You guys didn't know this?
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Well the strange coins do vibrate...so....he probably fills up a pool with them and swims in it. Best fully body massage in the world!
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Spends all the strange coins we give him in the strip club with the nine
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Count his money while drinking Red Bull
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He goes to the local 99 cent store and buys his next inventory with the coins we gave him
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He gives stifflers mom tentacle rides
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He signs for bulk shipments of Alpha Lupi engrams.
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Suns himself maybe?
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He brings lies and disappointment to the Reef, Mars, Venus, and the Moon. Then he goes to the Tower and brings us even more lies and disappointment.
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1 ReplyInterstellar firefighter. Extinguishes fires with the tears of those who beg for Gjallarhorn.
