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Edited by Carrigster:
6/26/2015 10:24:41 PM
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What does Xur do Monday-Thursday?
Just wondered...
Edit: so most common theories are;
- doing a Scrooge McDuck
- spending strange coins on strippers
- polishing his Gally's (not a metaphor)
- restocking his shop
- visiting my mum (the exchange of strange coins has not yet been confirmed but she better be getting paid, I need more coins!)
Thanks for all the comments, just shy of 500!
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Hentai
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Dance clubs
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Crucible
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guess he hangs out on Mercury with Osiris.
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He probably has disappointing sex with women who really don't like him that much.
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Gets some lapdances with his freshly acquired strange coinz
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jerks off
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He rolls around in all of our strange coins
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He uses the strange coins as dild... I mean uh never mind.
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Hand out the Nightfall rewards...
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Playing trials
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He gives out unpolished interviews.
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Pretty sure he just sits on the couch and feeds his face snakes
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Laughs.
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Pose on twitter with Dan blitzerian
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He buys up all the exotics the Cryptarchs don't give you.
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Ferrous masterbation...
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He Raids a LOT
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He farms a loot cave in a distant planet and all the exotics he collected he sells.
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Edited by YESUAR: 6/26/2015 6:56:58 AMHe plays Destiny and gets frustrated while looking for himself
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1 ReplyComb his face tentacles.
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Talks to Durr, Xur's retarded cousin.
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Meth...you see how his face looks?? That is what drugs do to you
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5 RepliesHe melts down all the strange coin to repair the dark traveler. He actually states this if you sit around and listen to what he randomly says. The dark traveler is actually the good one. The one that is on earth is a beacon for the darkness which is coming like dragons in game of thrones... And the fallen and hive and cabal are actually the real good guys and the vex are the bodies for what is left of the human race...
