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Edited by Carrigster:
6/26/2015 10:24:41 PM
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What does Xur do Monday-Thursday?
Just wondered...
Edit: so most common theories are;
- doing a Scrooge McDuck
- spending strange coins on strippers
- polishing his Gally's (not a metaphor)
- restocking his shop
- visiting my mum (the exchange of strange coins has not yet been confirmed but she better be getting paid, I need more coins!)
Thanks for all the comments, just shy of 500!
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Tickles the Queen with his worm face
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Well those strange coins do vibrate .........
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Messin with all dem hoes. Fosho.
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Suck dick
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Certainly doesn't physically torture Master Rahool like he should be...
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You can usually find him going down on eris.
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Well, to the reef off course. There are still area's we can't enter ;)
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1 Replyhttp://imgur.com/qyz6c5x
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13 RepliesHe tells oryx that we -blam!- his son
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Thinking of ways to screw me over again and again
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Take a shit
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Pokes his bum hole
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Probably plays Destiny to exhaustion, then comes here and complains about it under a different name.
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sex with the nine
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6 RepliesHe plunders Eris's dark below.
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1 ReplyHe goes back to Resident Evil 4.
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1 ReplyHe works for Bungie's microtransaction division trying to find ways to get us into accepting them in the upcoming games.
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Finding useless garbage at the destiny junk yard, so he has something to sell us Friday through Sunday.
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He has a huge cocaine addiction and runs out of money so he has to come back to sell his stolen goods every weekend.
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Waiting at the end of all end game activities to steal all the good loot and give you crap
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Probably goes around throwing his money..
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probably watches and laughs at the forums and actually uses the strange coins to bribe Bungievision to not fix bugs but make more bugs and release dlc that has little to nothing good in it and price it so that veteran players pay more for items they already own, to draw in noobs to take their money, and to rip off fellow gamers on the other side of the ole' Atlantic TL; DR. [quote]Throw your money at the screen.-Luke Smith[/quote]
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Strip poker with Petra and the Queen....
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Xur is but a hobo and we his can redemption center.
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1 Reply[quote]Just wondered...[/quote] Madturbates furiously.
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4 RepliesHe plays tiddly-wink
