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Funny jokes! revive! (Make me Laugh)
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#Offtopic
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I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
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Can u buy them already?
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DOCTOR: "Here's some medicine, for your wellbeing." GUY WHO HAS SOMEONE CAPTIVE IN HIS WELL: *thinking* How does he know about the Well Being?
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5 RepliesThis is not towards anyone Your mom is like a shotgun Two cocks one blow
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My life :/
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The dark below
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I've font an ice breaker for you... Now I know you probably hope "let's -blam!-" isn't the last word you're gonna hear, but I think you need to hear the truth. I've got a touch of flame and I'd love to give you my black hammer, so what do you say we go to my place and maybe with a bit of patient and time I'll put a little luck in your chamber. ;)
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Why does it take so long to make a blonde snowman? [spoiler]you have to hollow out the head[/spoiler]
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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What's a red Bull code
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"Op" get it, ha!
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the bridge? Tequila
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What if everything that happened in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was just a dream from when Will got knocked out in the fight in Philly?
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all..' 'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'
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Dear Bungie, Thanks for making me the worst gun in the game i dont like being handled by a bunch of sweaty men Yours truly, No Land Beyond
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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'
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If I were to show you these emotes, you would totally throw money at the screen.
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So a guy walks into the doctors office and the doctor says "you gotta stop wanking" so the guy asked "why?". The doctor responds and says "because I'm trying to give you an examination"
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1 ReplyI didn't buy gjallarhorn when xur sold it.
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Deez nuts
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I took a personality test and it told me my soulmate! Sadly...she took the same test...she committed suicide!
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Would you rather share your medical records our your internet history?
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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.
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Where did ebola originate? The black garden.
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Looking at how successful all the kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all
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1 ReplyDo "yo momma" jokes count? If so: •Yo momma is like a brick, she's flat on all sides and gets laid by mexicans. •Yo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered then thrown in the gutter.
