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Funny jokes! revive! (Make me Laugh)
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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2 RepliesPolice: Where do you live? Me: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together. Police: Where is your house? Me: Next to my neighbors house. Police: Where is your neighbors house? Me: If I tell you you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Me: Next to my house.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? [spoiler]because she has no arms[/spoiler] [spoiler]knock knock[/spoiler] [spoiler]whos there[/spoiler] [spoiler]not sally[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesA cop finds a man in a public bathroom with a bag if crack. The cop asks the man why he has a bag of crack. The man says," I'm sorry officer! Every time I flush this crack down the toilet it appears back in my pocket!" The cop replys," Then show me! Flush it down and show me what happens" the cop said doubtfully. The man flushed the crack down the toilet and just stood there! When the cop asked if the crack had reappeared in the mans pocket, the man responded, " What crack!?"
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1 ReplyA husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Hardcore Sexy Bump
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Revive pls
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NSFW alert [spoiler]What's the difference between a black guy and a bike? A bike doesn't sing when you put chains on it[/spoiler]
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12 RepliesUnscramble these words! 1.) PNEIS 2.) HTIELR 3.) NGGERI 4.) BUTTSXE Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?
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2 RepliesWanna hear a dirty joke? Little dirty Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? [spoiler]bubbles is the girl next door[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesWhats the differance between a wash machine and a baby? The wash machine does'nt cry when i put my load in it...
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2 RepliesWhy did the chicken cross the road?[spoiler]cause Bungie told it too[/spoiler]
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Why shouldn't you go into the jungle a 4 am [spoiler]cuz the elephants fall out of the trees [/spoiler] Why is the alligators nose flat [spoiler]cuz he went in to the jungle a 4 am[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesYo mama so fat that when she went to Crucible, Lord Shaxx said 'You're crushing them!'
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Hawkmoon sucks [spoiler]joke[/spoiler][spoiler]get cho head outta yo butt if you get pissed[/spoiler]
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Why is Sarah so sad [spoiler]because she has an abusive stepfather[/spoiler]
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Knock knock Who's there [spoiler]peanut[/spoiler] [spoiler]Peanut Who[/spoiler] [spoiler]blam! This! I give up making jokes is just to hard[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesEdited by Cheesesteak21: 6/25/2015 12:10:59 AMOk last 1 FTW I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She had a fantastic ass and an even better rack. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car [spoiler]if this dosent get it idk what will[/spoiler]
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one guy said that praedyths revenge is a terrible sniper i said so are you bud
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Two men walk into a bar they both yell ow My friend asked if she was looked pretty or ugly and I said "both, pretty ugly" I had to leave the restaurant cause my goldfish was drowning I friended Paul walker on Xbox but he either played need for speed or just spent hours inactive on the dashboard Two scientists walk into the bar and one says "I'll have H2o" the second one says "I'll have h2o [b]two[/b] then the second one just dies
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[b] [/b] https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DIzAUMeqeUI
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Necrobump
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2 RepliesWhat's worse than a hundred babies in one trash can? [spoiler]one baby in a hundred trash cans[/spoiler]
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Necrobump
