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How do you introduce yourself?
When meeting someone new people, what do you do/say when introducing yourself?
Please, grace us with the knowledge.
I usually say: "Hi, I'm [insert name here], you know that weird flavor in your mouth when you woke up? Yeah, that was me."
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I whip out my dick.
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Never ask someone what they do for work. Rather ask what do you like to do for fun. It tells you a lot more about a person
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Hi I'm snap. Did you fall from heaven? Because I eat ass
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Hi. I'm Mark. How do you feel about the white supremacy destroying today's society?
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1 ReplyIm a level 28 Titan
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Is my dick to big for these pants?
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Hi. I'm [Name]. Then I shake hands.
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1 ReplyI usually just nod and shake their hand. If youve got a weak handshake we probably wont ever speak again. If youve got a strong handshake I'll start plotting how to kill you before you can kill me.
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Hi I was watch you from the bush over there and couldn't help to ask you to dinner... I'm have one of my friends for dinner.
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I say nothing, the handshake will say everything for me. When that done, they will fall to their knees clutching their twizzler sized hand, screaming in agony.
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Depends on the situation. Formally I just shake hands and say hi I'm (awesome). But informally it can go any direction. I was getting ready to ride a roller coaster the other day when some guy and his friend (girl) are having fun argument over something. He looks at me and asked me about him being right. I looked at the girl, smiled, we shook hands and I told her we were about to be best friends. He looked at both of us and said that I was hitting on her. I wasn't I'm just always polite and funny. I told him that I was already interested in someone else.
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Stare into their eyes until I have read their souls.
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8 RepliesI'm Bre. Im your newest sexual fantasy
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aaayyyy bby u wan sum fus ro da?
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8 RepliesEdited by Britton: 6/3/2015 10:10:33 PMThe most important things about an introduction aren't what you say, its what you do. Strong eye contact Firm handshake Confident body language These are the most important things about an intro. Then a simple "hello, my name is..."
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OI -blam!- or Hi
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Hi I'm [redacted], I'm here for the butt fiesta.
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I don't go outside
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2 RepliesHello do you have a few minutes to talk about the Lort?
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2 RepliesHi, I pissed in your shampoo
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1 ReplyHey! I'm Moriah and welcome! You are about to embark on a new level of crazy if you continue to be my friend!
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" I'm Steve, who the f**k are you?"
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It depends.
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Depends if its a friend or stranger. Friend:[spoiler]o hai (with ch3!f's voice)[/spoiler] To stranger:[spoiler]Howdy/Hi there! *shake hand heartily* how you doing?[/spoiler]
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1 Reply"You have 2 minutes to make me care, otherwise I leave"
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1 ReplyPerson 1- "hey what's u-" Me- "the -blam!- do you want?"
