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Been there, done that didn't even get the d**n t shirt for it.
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Hmmm is it real [spoiler][b][u]yes[/u][/b][/spoiler]
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The worlds strongest material----[b][u]NOKIA[/u][/b]
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Nokia Hammer
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[i]I picked up Thor's Hammer and all I got was this crappy T-shirt.[/i]
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You don't believe in gods.
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Strength
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I am an elevator, I did too #AvengersAoU
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1 ReplyGreat power comes great responsibility. [spoiler]Now go and ban some people![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMaster Chief can wield mjolnir.
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3 RepliesThird gamer hahaha I have a hammer made of virgins created by sucubuses
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1 ReplyLol God vs God COME AT ME
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Good thing we now know anybody can wield the hammer[spoiler]jk I kid, I kid[/spoiler]
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1 Reply
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But Thor hands can't melt Nokia bricks...
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[i]oh... my... [b]GOD[/b][/i]
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3 RepliesEdited by Beeburrito: 5/19/2015 11:20:23 PMThe elevator is still more worthy
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1 ReplyYou are worthy
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1 ReplyMjolnir (/ˈmjɒlnⁱər/ myol-n(ee)r) is a fictional weapon appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics and is the favored weapon of the superhero Thor. Mjolnir, which first appears in Journey into Mystery #83 (August 1962), was created by writer Stan Lee and designed by artists Jack Kirby and Joe Sinnott. Mjolnir was typically depicted as a large, square-headed gray lump hammer. It has a short, round handle wrapped in brown leather, culminating in a looped lanyard. The object is based on Mjölnir, the weapon of the mythical Norse god. The hammer's name translates as "The Crusher" or "The Grinder."
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1 ReplyP O R C H D A Y 2 0 1 5
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3 RepliesI picked up jolders hammer
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[quote]I picked up Thor's hammer[/quote] pervert
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Infidel
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4 RepliesI sexually Identify as a Gjallarhorn . Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of hurling explosive projectiles from my tubular crevice at the legions of the Darkness. People say to me that a person being a rocket launcher is Impossible and I’m fuсking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Wolfpack Rounds, Tracking, and superior reloading capabilities on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ghally” and respect my right to detonate on impact and impact raid team effectiveness. If you can’t accept me you’re a ghalliphobe and need to check your weapon privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.