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Edited by Revixs:
6/24/2015 2:00:34 AM
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Your crush can read your thoughts...
Your crush now knows your every thought with no context, how screwed are you?
So
Many
Lolz
So far most of the posts fall into these groups:
Group 1--- OH SHIT I'M GOIN TO JAIL
Group 2--- Lenny style she Wan sum fuk
Group 3--- her mind will explode cause I'm a fking genius
Group 4--- hopefully now she will see how much I love her and I'm a downer boo hoo
Group 5--- some of you actually gave me percentages of what you think about when
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#Offtopic
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1 Reply[whats going on in my mind] Destiny crap at 25% Halo crap at 3% GTA V crap 3% Far cry crap 4% general crap 5% Women crap 20% Porn 40% MLG crap 5% Real life crap 5% Yeah i'm probably screwed.
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Edited by PhraustStryke: 6/13/2015 4:20:17 PM[i]Change my attempt, Good intentions...[/i]
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5 RepliesEdited by Armored Panda: 5/10/2015 4:15:49 PM< inside pandas mined > Current thoughts: I wonder what it would take to destroy humanity? I wish I could reach into this computer and choke the living dog shit out of half of you people. It always feels like somebody's listening to my thoughts I wonder who it is today? Who the f[b]u[/b]ck is Glenn Beck? God damn it's cold are we sure it's May? < Random thought about porn> oops! < thinks of something else > < hums a song > ( I don't want to set the world on fire ) < fallout 4 confirmed!? > I kind want to play mass effect now. < talks to self >
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Well then..this is awkward.. At least I don't need to tell her now..
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1 ReplyDoes that mean multiplayer dreaming? Because 77 percent of my life is spent sleeping.
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Well she'd be moist like Betty Crocker cakes everyday ;)
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I think she'd like the things that I think about her lol
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Then she can understand everything between us and probably wouldn't feel bad about a thing.
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1 ReplyDon't have a crush >:) :(
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I'm either getin sum FUK or shit gonna be awkward
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Well, she would see me and her -blam!-ing so... Not good...?? Unless if she wants the d.
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1 ReplyOk Random thoughts (I had now) <:Life is strange chaos theory and the witcher III and the dlc? Its going to be a hell of a week> Than i changed to<-blam!- I need to buy cola-->head to the next gas station> and than suddenly she comes in my mind <-blam!- i miss her [something in latin] I need to tell her i hate the -blam!-ing way she talks to me!> <Scanning her dessisions: -Only wants to me. Thinks I'm a social wrack. Suggestion: leave this damn girl and move on> And as i saw her today <---System error--System error-emergency shut down--- Boah. Her red hair looks so great> <happy.jpg> <Random porn thought> <deleted Random.Pornthought.exe> <thoughts about the great time we had came up> <wiped mind with jogging and music>
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3 Replies(My crush is reading my thoughts during class) My thoughts: "man, I wonder what would happen if a bear came in right now, that would be pretty cool, or maybe a pelican, pelicans are cool too. Man what if there was such thing as a pelibear...with like the beak of a pelican instead of bear snout, and wings as well but bear body. I would ride that into battle. Oh yea....pelibear straight into battle....I wonder what kinda armor it would have. Oh crap the teacher called on me!" Ya my crush would never look at me the same...
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She already thinks I'm a psychopath that wants to kill her. Her reading my thoughts will not change that.
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Edited by HERETIC: 6/13/2015 12:40:20 PMWell I only love her because she is her but the bitch goes for the -blam!-ing bad boys who 'smoke' and lift and are all players ffs WHY If she could read my thoughts in class it would be about her or about what I am going to do on destiny :P
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Oh shit! BETTER HIDE THE CONDOMS, guardian
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I'm pretty sure she'd be fcuking moist.
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......... (Insert zoidberg woop woop woop gif)
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1 ReplyShe would see my dirty mind FML
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1 ReplyShe'll finally see how much she means to me
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"[i]I am beyond your comprehension[/i]" would ensue.
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4 RepliesWish he could, he'd see all the love I have for him and all the dirty thoughts ;) [spoiler]and he'll see im a bit insane[/spoiler]
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She would finally know how much I love her
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Meh, they're not that bad.
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Edited by eelmonkey69: 6/13/2015 4:27:22 AMShe's probably grossed out.
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1 Reply*crush reads mind* *5 hours later is put in intensifie care treatment asylum*
