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Edited by Revixs: 6/24/2015 2:00:34 AM
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Your crush can read your thoughts...

Your crush now knows your every thought with no context, how screwed are you? So Many Lolz So far most of the posts fall into these groups: Group 1--- OH SHIT I'M GOIN TO JAIL Group 2--- Lenny style she Wan sum fuk Group 3--- her mind will explode cause I'm a fking genius Group 4--- hopefully now she will see how much I love her and I'm a downer boo hoo Group 5--- some of you actually gave me percentages of what you think about when
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  • My thoughts: Man she's really cute........ I wonder what it be like it if I could go super sayian? What would I do then? I don't know but I would be a total badass. God I wish I was a race car driver then my job would be fun. Did I leave my toaster on? Can you leave a toaster on? Wait I don't use my toaster.... Man I wish I was home cuddling with my kitty. Oh there she is again, god shes super cute. Those are the thoughts my crush would read if she could read minds.

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  • That person now regrets everything. Have fun.

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  • 90% of my thoughts If I could just grab that booty

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  • Awkward moment of regrets ensure moments after

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  • She can see us -blam!-ing In my imagination

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  • Lol I catch her staring back (:

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  • SHAMELESS SELF BUMP

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      • Dear crush that doesn't exist, I hope you like my taste in music. Because I have no say in what gets stuck in my head or for long it gets stuck there. So enjoy Teenagers, because you're going to hear it for a while. [i]Well how was I to know That what we carved in stone Would be so temporary? [/i]

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      • She can now see the middle finger directed to her that has been in my mind for several months now

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      • She doesn't want to know the thing I would do to her

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      • If she can... [spoiler]shell get mind -blam!-ed [/spoiler]

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      • Edited by RufousLoki82: 6/14/2015 7:57:44 PM
        50% girlfriend 10% music 20% video games 5% what's happening in the world 5% wishing I could stop everything I don't like that's happening in the world 2% her eyes 2% her legs 2% her booty 1% her boobs 1% me 1% friends 1% my emotions *adding extra 10%* 5% Arnold Schwarzenegger 2% YouTube 3% random stuff (this is a high occurrence for a 3%) Edit1: I forgot to ask if This counts if we have a girlfriend (or boyfriend for you girls)

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      • Edited by NateWasBanned: 6/14/2015 7:52:25 PM
        Actually, not very screwed. I don't think about her that way. And my ADHD would cover anything else incriminating. But she would know that I like her, which would be awkward

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      • Edited by Sorin Markov: 6/14/2015 9:37:28 AM
        JOKES ON YOU! I DONT HAVE A CRUSH.

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        • What is one more voice in the mix right?

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        • She's wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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        • Honestly that would make things much easier.

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        • Everybody knows my thoughts. I haven't a filter between my mind and mouth.

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        • Edited by sonicBOOM5431: 6/14/2015 3:01:04 PM
          I have a gf not a crush. Does the rule still apply

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          • Crush? What's that?

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          • Shit.

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          • Edited by ThyLordIntrovert: 6/13/2015 3:31:41 PM
            So many thoughts [dark humour master race] [why won't this class END?!] [if no one gets killed by my driving i consider it a success/or failure based on what kind of mood I'm in] [so.....bored......] [fallout 4.....] [i wonder what it would be like to ride a shopping cart down a mountain] And so much more....

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          • Let me shoot myself now XD

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            • My crush is 2D, so I don't know how this works here.

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            • [whats going on in my mind] Destiny crap at 25% Halo crap at 3% GTA V crap 3% Far cry crap 4% general crap 5% Women crap 20% Porn 40% MLG crap 5% Real life crap 5% Yeah i'm probably screwed.

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