Your crush now knows your every thought with no context, how screwed are you?
So
Many
Lolz
So far most of the posts fall into these groups:
Group 1--- OH SHIT I'M GOIN TO JAIL
Group 2--- Lenny style she Wan sum fuk
Group 3--- her mind will explode cause I'm a fking genius
Group 4--- hopefully now she will see how much I love her and I'm a downer boo hoo
Group 5--- some of you actually gave me percentages of what you think about when
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Edited by Nox: 6/14/2015 9:07:08 AMABORT ABORT!!!!!!! FLWEEEEE!!!!! GET TO GREEENLAAAAAAND!!!!! Then again... i have ADHD... so she would probably die from brain overload and randomness [spoiler]80% randomness 7% games 200 000% bewbs[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Gladlin: 6/14/2015 1:45:10 AMI have ADD so she would get lost in various random thoughts whose connection is only logical to me.
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1 Replythe inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
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Yea I think its safe to say that all men would be screwed and maybe some women.
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3 RepliesYou forgot "WILL U TUCH MAI PIKL??"
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Oh shit....
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I'd be screwed
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Better still...All females on the Plannet can read adult male thoughts! No relationship would ever survive lol
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Group 4
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Kill myself
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30% think about soccer 20% think about video games 0% think about a crush because, I don't have one 😐 10% think about money usage 10% think about mowing lawns 30% think about nothing, cause sleep
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Group 4, I would say 3 but I get frustrated with people that aren't nearly as smart as I am and she is pretty smart
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One way trip to a psychological ward.
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I.... I don't have a crush. I haven't seen another human in.... weeks....?
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I'm in Group 1 and 3.
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My penis can already read my thoughts.
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Crush? What's that?
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"God she's so beautiful" "I wish I could hit that" "Yo, what if I were a -blam!-in walrus?" "Dude I want to watch some futurama" "Who the Cards playing tonight?" Just a taste.
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She'll commit suicide since that's all that is on my mind now that I'm off my meds....
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She would be bored af
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I don't usually think weird things Usually
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Errrrrrrrrrr... She'd see lots o' f[b]a[/b]pping in there....
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12 RepliesShed probably die of a brain overload because I'm in honor classes for science and such and I also have a lot going on in my life (my little sister might need a heart valve transplant, we'll know tomorrow). She's a talented actor and dancer and I've had lead roles in musicals with her but she's not exactly the brightest light in the school.
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My thoughts: Man she's really cute........ I wonder what it be like it if I could go super sayian? What would I do then? I don't know but I would be a total badass. God I wish I was a race car driver then my job would be fun. Did I leave my toaster on? Can you leave a toaster on? Wait I don't use my toaster.... Man I wish I was home cuddling with my kitty. Oh there she is again, god shes super cute. Those are the thoughts my crush would read if she could read minds.