If you are reading this sentence then congratulations, you've passed. You can leave the thread now. You see, i made this thread as a social experiment (and because i'm at school with nothing better to do). I infer that a large majority of people who visit these forums will comment on a thread after reading a title they disagree with, without even reading a single word from the original post. To further ensure that less people will read this, i will type a long wall of text without any paragraphs. This will discourage many people from reading it since it appears so long. If you are still reading then i am very impressed, afterall i have nothing of any importance to say (not that discussing a nerf is even remotely important). But you may find it entertaining to read some of the comments below. Perhaps i am wrong, perhaps i will not get any comments; but if i know this community well enough, i think they will. It may take a couple self bumps, but i am fairly confident that they will bite. Am i a troll? Maybe slightly. But who is worse, me, or someone who will defend there side of an arguement without so much as considering a single point that the other has to make about the subject? I don't give two shits about whether or not Thorn is nerfed, i just want to see how many people are willing to complain about a title without even reading a single word from the post. It is incredible how bored i can get as a senior in study hall without any work to do... You still reading? I'm quite impressed. This seems like a fairly long wall of text. I've decided to add more to this wall of text as an edit. I shall now start naming fruits and vegetable without commas (don't want anyone to get suspicious). Watermellons strawberries carrots potatos tomatos celery spinach peas cucumber pickles (what's the difference) pumpkins squash lettuce eh, i'm getting bored of typing food. What if i just kept saying things. Like right now? I suppose this works just as well. You know it's quite funny, i probobly look like such a loser now (and rightfully so). But truth be told, the past hour and fifteen minutes have gone by quite quickly. So i would say that i succeded in my goal. Call this weak bait, i don't really care. This post just proves that you don't need good bait. Welp there's the bell. Better turn off my phone now. I suppose this will suffice. Now just in case someone only catches a glimpse of the last couple lines, i will put them in bold and capitalize them. I will also make it sound like i was argueing about Thorn the entire time. I'm willing to bet it will convince a few people. Welp, here it goes. [b]IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THIS GUN IS STUPIDLY OP! ANYONE WHO ARGUES AGAINST IT BEING NERFED IS IN DENIAL THAT THEY SUCK AT PVP AND NEED IT AS A CRUTCH TO DO WELL! NERF THE THORN ALREADY SO THAT PEOPLE WITHOUT SKILL CAN SEE HOW MUCH THEY SUCK WITHOUT IT!!!![/b]
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Dude, I read that whole wall, and you were 500% right about the comments
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Some people...are really going to be screwed whenever they sign a contract.
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FLESH STICK!!!!
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1 ReplyBitch, I started reading from the bottom UP
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6 RepliesI don't care if you leave or not. Muted.
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1 Reply[quote]If you are reading this sentence then congratulations, you've passed.[/quote] [quote][b]IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THIS GUN IS STUPIDLY OP! ANYONE WHO ARGUES AGAINST IT BEING NERFED IS IN DENIAL THAT THEY SUCK AT PVP AND NEED IT AS A CRUTCH TO DO WELL! NERF THE THORN ALREADY SO THAT PEOPLE WITHOUT SKILL CAN SEE HOW MUCH THEY SUCK WITHOUT IT!!!![/b][/quote] It's ok, you missed the first segments too
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Lol. Sad many don't bother reading anything these days
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Well played sir. I was putting my keyboard warrior armour on while reading the title.
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I have a lovely bunch of coconuts!
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1 ReplyEdited by Johnny: 5/8/2015 11:19:43 PMYou should pay more attention in class. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyAre people still falling for this?
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3 RepliesPETITION TO END ALL NERF POSTS!!! Sign below. *Signed*
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Can anyone translate this? Tl; dr
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1 ReplyYour post is hilarious. I have an affinity towards longer posts, as I have been known to make them myself from time to time. The comments are even more hilarious. Fücktards that don't read the whole post, yet comment as though they have, should be tarred and feathed, drawn and quartered, then burned at the stake. Kudos, sir.
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Also the endless question of weather the people that are arguing genuinely didn't read your premise and are seriously ranting, or are just trolling for the sake of fueling the fire you have masterfully sparked.
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It seems as if no one even read what you wrote XD
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Haha I actually read this
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Edited by Lord Revan 104: 5/9/2015 4:53:01 AMThe Internet Has Been Won. I read your whole post and it was BRILLIANT. x'D
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9 RepliesNerfing is for idiots, here is why! If you're the type of guy that begs for nerfs you probably love paying taxes! Begging for more nerfs does not help anybody! As begging to get taxed more does not help either! Instead of begging for nerfs beg for buffs!! Buffs help everybody and create a bigger pool of weapons to choose from that can compete vs thorn or " insert OP weapon here!" Such wow amaze! Lel kek XD
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Well played sir. Hope the data you got was useful and you apply it to something totally awesome! Brilliant use of boredom time!
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I actually agree. Even though I have Thorn, it should be nerfed.
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2 RepliesGo ahead and quit. One less scrub
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1 ReplyThe Thorn would be the ONLY gun I think they should NOT nerf. I could careless about crucible...only play it when friends want to. The Thorn's bounty is the ONLY one that is worthy of giving an exotic. All other exotics are WAAAY to easy to get..you can either just buy them from Xur or do the weak bounties. If I had it my way, the only way to get Exotics would be from End Raid Bosses or bounties that were near impossible....Exotics should be just that...EXOTIC! They should not be an everyday run of the mill gun that everyone has...
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Ahahaha fantastic post. Bravo