Honestly thank you Devs. You're making the right choice. Imagine these new players actually being able to just buy the Gjallarhorn instead of earning it? They'd ruin the game. Finally Destiny doing something right.
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1 ReplyHe already has. You are an idiot, please save yourself some embarrassment and never post in a public forum again. Now that you have free time since you are no longer on the forums, you should figure out what "earning" means.
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Gr8 b8 m8.
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Only dickless bottom feeding peasants lack the gjallarhorn. GIT GOOD ITS NOT HARD
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3 RepliesWHY DOES EVERYONE CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THIS GUN! I have it and yes it melts bosses but I don't think it's my favorite. It takes that exotic spot up and I prefer HoC. I don't care if Xur sells it or not. I think it would be awesome for those who don't have it to get it because it's good to have for the up coming DLC. So Idrc and I think everyone should stop worrying about it.
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1 ReplyMuted. -blam!- off with stupid bait posts already. Only 10 year old children get entertainment from bait posts.
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2 RepliesJimmies rustled, sir
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OP > -blam!-
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He has sold gally
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3 Replies*Ahem* [b][i]Xûr*[/i][/b] That is all. Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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3 RepliesHe has sold gally, lol Christmas noob
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5 RepliesNot "earned". "Obtained" or "awarded" would be more accurate. "Earned" is subjective since these items can still be awarded to you regardless of your efforts. It's all merely chance.
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1 ReplyWait 2 weeks it will be sold
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1 ReplyGod shut up.
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11 RepliesFilthy peasant Xurners will never be worthy of the divine Gjallarhorn, they need to learn their place below us Elite Gjallarhorn owners and stop with this false hope of buying it ! Git gud plebs !
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1 ReplyHe has sold it.
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1 ReplyThat second paragraph is amazing
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This post makes a lot of sense BUMP
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1 ReplyNot bad. I am impressed. I rarely say this, but gr8 b8 m8.
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3 RepliesHe sold it week 2 or 3
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5 RepliesThread after thread after thread. Who gives a sh1t if he sells it.. I hope he does, only to have everyone butthurt over it. .
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Yeh Thank god
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1 ReplyTldr; rng isn't earning
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1 ReplyI find it funny. People don't want XÜR to sell Gjallarhorn yet most groups in a raid demand a player have it.
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1 ReplyDo you really care that much about what other players use? It's not like the Gjallarhorn is breaking pvp.
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