put your best red vs blue quotes from any season or character. NO SPOILERS!!!!!!
Mine:
MY NAME IS MICHAEL J CABOOSE AND I HATE BABIES!
Or:
Tucker: Caboose, that is rediculous!
Caboose: Is it? Or is it sooo rediculous, it's the most rediculously perfect idea...that you never thought of?
EDIT 1: wow guys almost 75 replies! Also, bungie won't let my name be Michael j caboose so that's why I'm just Michael caboose :)
EDIT 2: holy crap over 100 replies and trending! Let's get to 250!
EDIT 3: YES! 250 REPLIES! LETS GET TO 500 BOYZ
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2 Replies"Its not a warthog, it's a puma."
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1 Reply"Women are like Voltron; the more you can hook up, the better it gets."
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3 RepliesDoc: I'm a pacifist Caboose: You are a thing that babies suck? Tucker: No, Caboose, that's a pedophile. Church: I think you mean a pacifier.
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"The"
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2 RepliesCaboose: not my fault, someone put a wall infront of me!
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Bowchickabowow
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Edited by bagelbro123: 8/23/2015 8:50:33 AMSecond favorite- Church"Hey, does Blarg mean yes?" Alien"Blarg." Church:"holy shit! Holy shit blarg means yes! I speak alien!" Tex:"unless blarg means no... In which case no, blarg does NOT mean yes." Church:"what? Thats ridiculous. Hey alien, am i right?" Alien:"Blarg." Church:"HAHA! See! the -blam!- do you know."
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Washington: *gets plasma cannon. Fires plasma cannon. Shot bounced.* Washington: it bounces! Who makes a gun that bounces! This is the worst gun ever. Of all time.
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I miss this
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NECROBUMP
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"Hey they have a shortcut for recording Caboose's team kills!" "Control f u!"
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6 RepliesThere's no I in team! Ya but there's not a u either. So if I'm not on the team and you're not in the team. Then I guess there's not a fûcking team.
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Dirty blues
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Suck it blue
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Shotguns kill the insubortnant.
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4 RepliesMY NAME IS MICHEAL J. CABOOSE. AND I HATE TAXES!!! It's texas you idiot THAT TOO!
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1 ReplyCaboose: OH MY GOD! FRECKLES, YOUR SO SMALL!
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1 ReplyI AM THE VEHICLE DESTROYER
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Protect me cone
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5 Repliesbow chicka honk honk!
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"Georgia, want your lucky penny?"
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I F*CKED YOUR SISTER! every damn time
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1 Reply[spoiler]Anything by Caboose[/spoiler] [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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3 Repliesyou killed church you teamkilling -blam!-tard
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"Damn, knocked the black right off him." "That's racist."