put your best red vs blue quotes from any season or character. NO SPOILERS!!!!!!
Mine:
MY NAME IS MICHAEL J CABOOSE AND I HATE BABIES!
Or:
Tucker: Caboose, that is rediculous!
Caboose: Is it? Or is it sooo rediculous, it's the most rediculously perfect idea...that you never thought of?
EDIT 1: wow guys almost 75 replies! Also, bungie won't let my name be Michael j caboose so that's why I'm just Michael caboose :)
EDIT 2: holy crap over 100 replies and trending! Let's get to 250!
EDIT 3: YES! 250 REPLIES! LETS GET TO 500 BOYZ
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3 Replies"Andy? Oh my god Andys dead!"-Caboose season 11 or 12
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1 ReplyThey said girls couldn't ejaculate either but guess what
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1 Reply"There is no 11 you -blam!-ing whore!"
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Pretty much if Caboose says it, it is quote-able
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You're right Griff, the war is over, we won, and you're the big hero. They're holding a parade in your honor. I'm in charge of the float, and Simons here is IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI! -sarge
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Rebel soldier: we got a message from away team they found Santa. *all vehicles come to a stop* (from season 13)
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"Well I guess if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the god damned team! The team sucks!"
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1 Reply"Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
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Simons: Tucker you got to help us. Do you know how to use that thing? Tucker: What my sword f*ck ya I know how to use it. What's not to understand about swish swish stab? It's a f*cking sword not a fighter jet.
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2 RepliesEveryone go here Frankly.pitas.com
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2 RepliesEdited by FlAgtWash: 10/18/2015 1:36:21 PMWashington to Felix Season 13 "You think you're the only one whose good with knives?"
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[spoiler]"When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers remember? And I am a motherfuсkin' ghost."[/spoiler]
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"Hey caboose,you hear someone behind you!" " I do?! I wonder who it could be" "wakasha" "Andy?.....Oh...my....GOD ...Andy.yooour deeead" Or "what happened? I must've blacked out,the last thing I remember is being in a closet,and sarge was there, and it was dark and I kept bumping into stuff,and now my throats sore". Also bonus "grandma's hair pie"!
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1 ReplyMaybe the sword is always a key, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death
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-CABOOSE! DONT. TOUCH. ANYTHING!!! -But im great at buttons. AH LOOK AT THAT EXPLOSION!!!
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2 RepliesI can give you my least favorite quote. "Not this time, buddy." -Epsilon
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Suck it reds!
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I AM LENOARD CHURCH AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER FACE
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Anything sarge says.
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aw You camping butthole ITS A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY!!!!
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1 ReplyWash: Caboose, I want you to listen very carefully t- Caboose: I AM AN EMOTIONAL TIME BOMB Wash: Jesus Christ......
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Necrobump
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Necrobump
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Sarge: Its almost like this is some sort of sick game!! *looks at the screen*
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"I am allergic to things I do not want to do"
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2 Replies"Its not a warthog, it's a puma."