Title basically explains it all
Edit 1: Please try and stay serious
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I only saw him once. I was doing the Nightfall with some buddies and it was the Omnigal mission. In the Sky Watch, on our way to the Jovian complex, a public event occurred. So, we defended the Warsat in the Sky Watch. It was a massive battle with Fallen and Hive everywhere. We had almost completed the event when both my buddies died. Then I saw what killed them, that damn Urzok knight prick. He starred at me and started upon me ... I put so much lead in him but he didn't die ... I was almost dead and Urzok lifted his weapon for the death blow ... then as his weapon descended ... he shattered into a thousand pieces. What happened? I looked around and saw a figure in the distance holding a sniper (up near the old helicopter wrecks). The figure waved ... and I saw on the screen "SmoggyPluto waves". He saved me and my fireteam. I haven't seen him since, but I suspect he is out there keeping a watchful eye over us (all of us .. meaning you too). Thanks Smoggy. Thanks mate.
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SmoggyPluto .. [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/8778086[/url]
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smoggyPluto came to me in a vision, he RKoed the nexus by being the 4th member of the Nightfall
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Nobody REALLY knows who smoggypluto is, but I've heard tales that he soloed the vault using only his sparrow, he has Fate of all Fools, and 347 Vesta Dynasty, he found the Gjallarhorn instead of the Khvostov, the Gjallarhorn wants to earn him, he climbed out of the Hellmouth, he can equip eight exotics at once, he got to level 34 on the ninth of September 2014, RNGesus prays to him, Xûr buys his weapons from him, the Speaker told Smoggypluto the tales of how the city fell, and the Stranger had time to explain herself to him Smoggypluto is a pretty cool guy.
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1 ReplySmoggy Pluto... The first destiny player to truly become legend Dredgen your once posted on the forums, "Nerf smoggy Pluto or I quit destiny"
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[quote]Title basically explains it all Edit 1: Please try and stay serious[/quote] He's a fake.
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Your father
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He and KermitTHEfrog are the patron saints of destiny
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1 ReplyHe got Gjallarhorn for a 0.1 or so KD in crucible
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He was at the bottom of the team during a crucible match and got Gjally. A butthurt teammate put it on the forums to complain, and other Guardians started vouching for SmoggyPluto, about how great he was and how much he deserved it. From there, tales of his exploits become greater and greater and he became rightly known as the greatest Guardian to ever become legend.
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Smoggypluto is a legend and is only worthy of the greatest foes in destiny [spoiler]btw the thread is still up I remember when it first came out best thread ever[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSome say Smoggypluto is RNGesus himself.
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4 RepliesEdited by Novastone: 6/4/2015 8:44:07 PMGuy who went last with a bad kd in a match and got gjallarhorn. The person in first place made a complaint thread about it. Now he's a forum legend. Kind of the poster child for why Crucible rewards are stupid at the moment.
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You are SmoggyPluto
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3 RepliesEdited by Phantom: 6/4/2015 9:22:52 PMA guy that went 0-8 or so something awful in control and got a gjallarhorn.
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The SmoggyPluto (The-smau-geee-plou-towe) A player of destiny who has gotten a gjallarhorn by being the worst player in the match.
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Some dude rage quit destiny and sent a rant on the forums. Turned into a meme. Mostly creating a legend from the horrible RNG with destiny. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0
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RNG is smoggypluto's BITCH!!!!
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Some bitch
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He is so OP the traveller carries his extra ghorns. Sorry I tried to be serious but wiped
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There is a screen shot of an crucible reward screen with him at the bottom receiving a Gjallarhorn... Nothing special
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The biggest scrub-lord to hit destiny ever
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I am froggymuto