So, hypothetical, what do you think the headline will be if someone actually does manage to file that lawsuit?
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#Destiny
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Edited by DCB: 4/15/2015 9:52:01 PMLawsuit to what? False claims?
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Plaintiffs quickly redact lawsuit after they get op rocket launcher which changes their user name to BootMeImAScrub
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Bungie sued for the worst gaming community in history
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Edited by jerimothh: 4/15/2015 8:57:47 PM"Hear it first, here, at the Weekly World News! Following our piece on Bat Boy finally becoming Bat Man, and getting married. We will feature a story of mystery, deceit, betrayal, and lies!!! All while Bungie just keeps trying to make their game! What will happen? Watch our story first, here, at the Weekly World News, entitled, "BUNGIE JUMP!", on at 8, 7 central."
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Destiny Fans Are Enraged Over DLC Announcement "Destiny fan[u][b]s[/b][/u]" because news companies don't care that not everyone has the headline-catching opinion.
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Headline: Pigs Take Flight Over Bungie HQ
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1 Replyhttps://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/115694923/0/0
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"Man who filed lawsuit now seen begging for food after Activisions small army of lawyers whipped him like a gimp in sally's BDSM love pit".
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Edited by Will_I_Am2k: 4/15/2015 8:10:28 PM[i]Court case filed against Bungie and Activision for lack of gaming product. Man/woman laughed at for lack of intelligence[/i]
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3 RepliesDefendant: Bungie, Activision, et al. Plaintiff: "Desticles" Suit: Plaintiff suing for undisclosed damages, emotional trauma, loss of work and quality of life due to unfulfilled promises of "DLC" game content up to and including a "Raid" element of "House of Wolves" Defendant response: Plaintiff is "butthurt", also "Shut up Meg".
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6 Replies"Gamers realize lawsuits can't be cheesed"
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Man strangles himself with own neckbeard after losing in court
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"Person sues company due to "different activity, case currently postponed."
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It would read something like this: Lawsuit against Bungie/Activision has been thrown out of the court. Plaintiff unable to appear in court because that would require going outside. Ruling in favor of Bungie/Activision by default
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Bungie/Activision v (surname)
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Better Call Saul - Back With Topical New Series
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"Idiot laughed at by lawyer and told to leave his office for wasting his time."
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3 Replies"[i]Idiots file a lawsuit against Bungie and Activision,case has been thrown out before hitting the court. Guardian tears have now flooded dozens of the homes of these idiots.[/i]"
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Edited by FL NIGHTMARE: 4/15/2015 7:34:01 PMThere wont be a headline besides the nerds on this form no one in the real world would care
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2 RepliesMoJo JoJo defeats PowerPuff Girls. City in Chaos. More news at 11.
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"Bunch of kids piss themselves until adult gives them a coloring book so they can pretend they're suing Bungie. Parents flee the country out of shame."
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"11 year old kid sues biggie because there was not a mission that he wanted" Says he is willing the pay more than a thousand to get his 20$
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9 RepliesYet another example of American frivolous abuse of legal action in country where any moron can sue anyone for anything whether the game or movie i bought wasn't good or i was burned because you sold me hot coffee and i spilled it.
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Unhappy children convince a lawyer to go for a lost cause and losing case
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2 RepliesEdited by l MF Dan l: 4/15/2015 10:56:25 AM"Idiot doesn't read the EULA, gets anally gouged by Bungie legal team."
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"Gamers cry over $20 dlc, charged thousands in legal fees"