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4/8/2015 6:10:47 PM
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[i]Think? Why think, when we can just win?[/i]
*formally bows as the magic disc hurdles over me towards you*
*jumps and angles a kick at your head*
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*is hit by the disc in the chest* Ugh, What did I say!? The chest is off li--AGH-- *is kicked in the throat, and flies backwards, being caught by my spider appendages* Dick. Move. *enchants estoc with a violet aura, holds it up to strike*
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[spoiler]Really?[/spoiler] *i fall to the ground gently, and Unsheathe Blood Ribbon again* Fool me once, shame on me. *throat blackens with ash and char, my jaw splits in two* Fool me twice, Shame On Me! *breathes black flames at you from afar*
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*i step back on a rune, teleporting me to your right* *my spider legs throw furiously fast punches at you as I laugh*
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[spoiler]Was that a fast and furious reference?[/spoiler] *i block and deflect your blows with blood ribbon, then sweep you with one on of my wings, striking down vertically with my sword mid sweep* Laugh it up now, soon all you'll be able to spit out is blood.
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Rrrgh... *grips the cut made by your blade* *my eyes glisten violet*
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Burns, doesn't it? You're not a dragon, like me, but it still burns deistic beings. *readies blade* What was it you said to me? Oh that's right. Check.
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Look me in the eye and say that. *eyes flash* Fall, false hero. [i]Fall.[/i]
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*my eyes twitch as they become the same shade of purple as yours* Agh! What is this?!? [i]Erisine![/i]
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*kicks upward as to stand* I'd say you almost had me there, but that couldn't be farther from the truth. *I cut off the hand holding your sword, pick it up with my boot, and spin around with it, stabbing you after a rotation, all in one swift move* Checkmate, Felix. [spoiler]And yeah that one thing was a F&F reference :3[/spoiler]
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*falls to knees, my own blade sticking out of my chest* [i]Unfortunate, Felix. Very unfortunate indeed.[/i]
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NOOOO!!!!!!! *my own grief makes me disintegrate into a pile of ash, and a statue of silver rises from the ash*
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Now then, Why don't we take this to the dojo, so that all the world can see your miserable failure?
