When you find out the group are a bunch of squeakers.

When they say they have played it but never beat it

Whenever your boomers keep falling for the Titans bubble. Come on guys we've been over this in meetings a thousand times.

Kids who think you can do Crota hardmode with 30s and 31s

"Why isn't my health regenerating?" "Where's the chalice?" *annihilator totem* "what's that?" "Why is this knight immune?" *joins team* four 30s with unmaxed rockets and a 32 with newly acquired hunger And so on and so forth. You'd be amazed some of the things I find after having run crota over 200 times.

3+ players with grimoire lower than 2k

[quote]What are your red flags of a potential fail group when joining a raid for CE or VOG?[/quote] - Someone says they know what they're doing (e.g. "I'll hold the relic") and turns out they have no clue - Feedback and helpful instructions (because I want to finish this raid sometime this year) go ignored unless someone other than me says it or repeats it - If I use a tactic to prolong someone else's survival (e.g. run and tell the other guy to run through the portal after grabbing the relic off a dead guardian, put a bubble on the rock or platform where the ever-dying swordbearer stands), I'm a moron who's bipassing the game mechanics. Some other dude does it, he's a genius - If people have unleveled and unappropriate weapons (e.g. non oracle disrupton PR/Shotgun/Random Vanguard Rocket for Atheon, shotgun/MG for Crota) - If people look around asking who can do a certain task and nobody volunteers, then eventually someone says they can try - If people look around asking who can do a certain task and nobody volunteers, and I say I know how but usually use a different character or a different way, then eventually someone says they have no idea but can try, and the fireteam chooses that person instead... - When more than one person start saying how the game/raid is too easy, how they undermanned all the raids, and they're the first to die on trivial checkpoints, and keep on bragging... - When someone says they don't have ammo and the fight barely started or there hasn't been more than two wipes - When someone starts making jokes about having my babies and about me being a street worker, and we haven't even landed off orbit yet - When there is zero communication (though once that was actually a good run), even when deaths occur Sorry for the rant, but I just had a terrible luck this Sat/Sun PUGing raids...a lot of the above happened...

When its a team of COD players who talk about how they just died from a hobbgoblin "quickscoping" them and they continue to die over and over before we even get teleported twice. I am not kidding one guy's gamertag was "It'sAC130Time" Just reminded me of how dumb most COD players are. No strategy all twitch.

A 32 dies with the relic on VOG. If I ever find a raid team and that happens I say "thanks for the checkpoint" and find another raid team.

When a Squeaker said 'it's okay I will take down Crotas Shield' Using a One way Ticket, then said 'You know this gun is better than Gjallahorn?)

It annoys me when people get mad when I do heavy glitch, do you want infinite Gjallahorn ammo or not?

CE normal Lamps: 3 people die at the 2nd lamp and you have max agility w/ mida. The other two are keeping up and you turn around at each lamp to assist until you get to one lamp and no one is behind you but they're still alive so you press forward and activate the bridge. By the time the bridge is formed they're just comming up the last hill. Bridge: start forming the bridge and the sword bearer goes to you (in the center). You take the sword bearer down by you're self and take down the gate keeper. At which point someone's says wipe so they all do despawning everything on that side. When asked about the sunsinger self res No one had their super. So now you take down ogres by yourself. Shrieker hallway: saying you'll run everyone else shoot the shrieker. Starts running and No one shoots the shrieker and all but one person dies. That person continued down the corridor after realized onces he's at the bartiet what a shrieker is but not did not make it to the door in time. Deathsinger: 3 go left 3 go right. You go left and pullout the wizard and take her out (everyone else is shooting knights). You take down the wizard and proceed to take out the shrieker. Rush over to the other side and realize they never pulled out their wizard rush in pull it out take down the wizard rush in take out the shrieker then go into the crystal room. She just started her liturgy you fire 2 rockets and shoot her with IB and fang and manage to solo kill her cause 4 people died to knights and one is still in a tower shooting at knights. Crota: two wipes and I say eff this I'm done. This was all one run

"im so high right now" "im really drunk but im still good" *guardian down* "Unintelligible non stop squeaking sounds" Or any combination of idiots, Manchildren or kids.