One time, when I was teabagging the gunsmith for his shitty stock, he commented, "Are those teeth marks? Nasty."
I died XD
Edit: Notifications are destroying my battery. I'll turn them back on when I get home.
Notifications have been re-established. I can now read all of the replies, or at least the majority of them.
Edit 2: 1st post under trending! Thanks so much for my 3rd trend!
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyPostmaster said something about "floating warlock package, bad warlock package"
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2 RepliesPost master- "bad rattle, very bad." Vanguard quartermaster- "Hello titan" I'm playing as a hunter O.o
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When post master says down right up left oh dear :/
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3 RepliesEris during "the extermination" quest line. "One little, two little, three little hive. You killed so many, now none are alive."
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1 ReplyPublic event starts Ghost: This could be good! Me: IT'S AN 8' WALKING TANK AND DOZENS OF FALLEN, AND I'M HERE ALONE, TELL EXACTLY WHERE THE GOOD PART IS?
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3 RepliesNot weirdest but stupidest....rahool saying not many of those left guardian! As he gives me a no regulator hand cannon, suros shotgun or some shitty blue armour
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1 Reply"hello hunter." Bitch, I'm a titan dumbass robot.
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'A wind age, a Wolf age, a precentiment of the collapse?' As I hand in a blue engram: 'That's a rare relic of the golden age.' As Master Rahool hands back a blue weapon : 'A powerful piece of history'.
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Go -blam!- yourself ~Xur Washington Da Vinci Franklin
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Listen to the cryptarch. He keeps inferring that ppl give him porn
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2 RepliesI was T-Bagging the gunsmith for his crap merch, and he said, "I wouldn't touch that if I were you." Still creeps me out. I don't walk near him now....
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4 RepliesCan someone bump this so I can see it later?
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10 RepliesRahool- thats a dangerous weapon! Gives me a mote of light. What, do ya want me to rasengan a dreg in the face?
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1 ReplyThe sweeping robot asked me if I eat ass.
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[b][i][u]vagiba[/u][/i][/b]
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1 ReplyPostmaster: "See you tommorow." Don't rub it in...
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Keep it oiled guardian - gunsmith
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Eris: 'Boom... Crota Time!!!'
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"Down and up again, oh dear" - postmaster
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"Down and up again, oh dear" - postmaster
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"Ah! Smut!" - master rahool Lol
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Edited by nuvoSol: 3/31/2015 10:00:33 AMRunning by Tess Everis on the way to the vault and on my back left speaker heard: "Hey Dude!" in a deep ( quasi male ) voice from her booth >Sol
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hey boy hows about u take your face for a shit lol
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1 ReplyHeard over the loudspeaker that the woman who makes announcements said she was quitting. Can't recall the actual quote...
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Shaxx confessed to me today. "I just can't stop sucking dicks guardian! What do I do?" "Die in a hole." "Fo real?" "Yup." Then I stole his ghost before he leapt into the abyss :D
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2 RepliesEris: "You have delivered us all from [i]my[/i] suffering." And. "You and I are bonded forever Titan!"