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Edited by The Cellar Door:
6/27/2015 8:39:12 PM
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This girl sits next to you at the bar...
...and asks you what kind of drink you're buying her. What do?
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1 ReplyI buy her whatever she wants. Then she asks for buttsecks. I drive her to my house. She then asks to use the bathroom before I fill her up. When she closes the door, I activate the gas chamber.
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I told her I'm having a glass of juice but she looked at me in horror.
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Edited by The chosen one: 6/29/2015 7:48:30 PMHail mein fuehrer?
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Freak out cuz she's supposed to be dead for 70 years
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One with a lot of fascism
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The real question is why she's in a bar in the first place
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"Well, sorry I don't accept offers from strangers." *walks out*
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Contact the nearest party official so that I am not killed.
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Take her to my shower ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Invite her to my... Shower...
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"Sorry, but I'm not planning on jail time tonight" *move a few seats away*
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A really strong shot to make sure I'm not dreaming or anything. Then comes the explaining....
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Cyanide
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Tell her i got a her a new diary, but she has to get it out of my oven. [spoiler]._.[/spoiler]
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How was the Holocaust babe?
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1 ReplyThe most healthy one
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"Oh I'm sorry, I did N[b][/b]azi you there."
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Edited by Ghost: 6/27/2015 9:11:27 PMI did naz i that coming.
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5 RepliesI'd ask why she's black and white first.
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O.O I think have had enough to drink for today
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Vodka Cranberry.
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I'd ask her why she took so long, and how I did nazį her come in
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I'd ask her to take a step in my shower.
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A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) drink, topped off with a side of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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A bloodbath tequila.
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[b] [/b]
