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2/21/2015 11:27:55 PM
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I've come from the future to tell you something that will probably not surprise you
When House of Wolves released in May, CuckooknightHD made a Twitch stream of him going to the postmaster and receiving his Fate of All Fools. He squeaked in excitement because he'd never seen an exotic besides Plan C before. He went to tell all of his friends; he made a party and invited all 4. He was explaining to his friend Cooki3m0nst3r about how it's so amazing, he told him how many level 4 dregs he had killed in patrol. Cooki3m0nst3r was genuinely intrigued. He asked Cuckoo if they could Share Play so he could try out the Fate of All Fools. Cuckoo was skeptical, but he had known Cooki3 for a long time- almost 2 weeks- so he believed that they were good friends. He decided to Share Play with him and give him his controller. "Here you go man." said Cuckoo, "Thanks buddy" replied Cooki3. "I need to go spank the Charlie, be back in a few" said Cuckoo as he exited his room. Listening carefully through his headset Cooki3 made sure that he was actually gone before he proceeded. Chuckling, Cooki3 deviously mumbled, "This is for Kirmit," and moved the cursor on top of Fate of All Fools. He pressed square and held it... and held it... and held it until... 4 weapon parts and 1 exotic shard. He then logged out of Cuckoo's what was a level 32 warlock and went to the login screen. He held square again, this time over Cuckoo's beloved warlock... deleted. Cooki3 logged in on his level 3 titan and returned the controller, the. Left the party. Cuckoo came back into his room within a minute of that tragic event, looking at the screen he went silent. "No, no, no... not again." he squeaked, "This can't be happening."
He started to cry as you could hear his mother coming into his room. "What's wrong sweetie?" asked his mother. "H- he deleted my warlock mommy!" said Cuckoo, choking on his words. "There, there honey." said mother, "We'll just post a video of you crying and explaining the situation. That will surely make Bungie feel sympathetic and give you all of your toys back."
That day never came
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[quote]I've come from the future to tell you something that will probably not surprise you When House of Wolves released in May, CuckooknightHD made a Twitch stream of him going to the postmaster and receiving his Fate of All Fools. He squeaked in excitement because he'd never seen an exotic besides Plan C before. He went to tell all of his friends; he made a party and invited all 4. He was explaining to his friend Cooki3m0nst3r about how it's so amazing, he told him how many level 4 dregs he had killed in patrol. Cooki3m0nst3r was genuinely intrigued. He asked Cuckoo if they could Share Play so he could try out the Fate of All Fools. Cuckoo was skeptical, but he had known Cooki3 for a long time- almost 2 weeks- so he believed that they were good friends. He decided to Share Play with him and give him his controller. "Here you go man." said Cuckoo, "Thanks buddy" replied Cooki3. "I need to go spank the Charlie, be back in a few" said Cuckoo as he exited his room. Listening carefully through his headset Cooki3 made sure that he was actually gone before he proceeded. Chuckling, Cooki3 deviously mumbled, "This is for Kirmit," and moved the cursor on top of Fate of All Fools. He pressed square and held it... and held it... and held it until... 4 weapon parts and 1 exotic shard. He then logged out of Cuckoo's what was a level 32 warlock and went to the login screen. He held square again, this time over Cuckoo's beloved warlock... deleted. Cooki3 logged in on his level 3 titan and returned the controller, the. Left the party. Cuckoo came back into his room within a minute of that tragic event, looking at the screen he went silent. "No, no, no... not again." he squeaked, "This can't be happening." He started to cry as you could hear his mother coming into his room. "What's wrong sweetie?" asked his mother. "H- he deleted my warlock mommy!" said Cuckoo, choking on his words. "There, there honey." said mother, "We'll just post a video of you crying and explaining the situation. That will surely make Bungie feel sympathetic and give you all of your toys back." That day never came[/quote]
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