Why are you single. Is it because you're an ugly -blam!- or the guy/girl you like, likes someone else and you're gonna steal her in the middle of the night? I'm a douche bag
Edit 1: thanks guys! 300+ let's run it to 400!
Edit 2: Holy donkey balls! We made it! Let's go for 500!
Edit 3: We made it! 600!? I'm going to sleep but, I expect more replies when I wake up.
Edit 4: Shoot for the stars! My post is the post that will PEIRCE THE HEAVENS! 700!
Edit 5: Wow, my best thread. 700+! Can we get 800!?
Edit 6: I'm shocked. 800+ replies. I'm pushing it now, can we get to 900 or 1k?
Edit 7: 900! good run guys. Thanks for the keks goodnight. Get me to 1k while I slumber.
Edit 8: 2000! Wow. Thanks.best thread yet.
Edit 9: Emma liked the post. Hypes real.
Last edit. (Probably not.) Senpai noticed me. Btw we're 4k, just who the hell do you think you're messing with!?
I have... a girl friend. *pops confetti* I'LL GET THE CHAMPAGNE!
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Bump... pls
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Bump...
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1 ReplyRelationships are way too much hassle.
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Just broke up last Friday. I'm glad to be single because now I can focus on my future
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9 RepliesI'm slightly psychotic, and not good looking enough for someone to look past that :)))
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Because Fallout 4 soon.
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Lol honestly 2 jobs, school, family, and myself costs wayyyyy to much $$$ and you expect me to pay for food and take you out and buy you stuff pfff rather have porn
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1 ReplyI play Destiny!
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2 RepliesNot hot enough, not ugly enough, not dumb enough, not smart enough, not fag enough, not man enough, not a douche, not a creep, not a pervert, or a drug addict, or a stoner, i talk to much, I talk to little, because they don't know me enough,because they know me too well,cause we're friends,cause we're not friends. All the reasons girls don't like me
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Shy as heck
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Your mom left me.
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11 RepliesI broke up with my sex addict ex, and im very smart with computers so I was at an Indians game and a girl texted me and she goes to my school and very hot im 15btw and she's 16 and we talked And she said "do you know blank personal" blank= her name. So I thought it was fake but It wasent, so i fryed her router for an hour and she got pissed, but will get her to like me this Friday
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I'm forever alone
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Girl at home, single at a halloween club
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1 ReplyI haven't talked to a girl all summer and surprisingly I'm very shy
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As the only move I know is 'Jack the Ripper' not the best move really. [spoiler]means I kill them. Take their organs and spread them all over Victorian London while never being caught by the police. Even to this day.[/spoiler] Not the best way to get a girl I have been told. But I am holding out :)
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11 RepliesEdited by AP0LL010: 5/19/2015 1:47:43 AMShe said yes but on one condition: she didn't want to have sex because she wanted to save her virginity for her future husband. I told her fine but I won't buy anything for her because I wanted to save my money for my future wife. So yeah
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I'm not a interesting person all I do is sit and play video games and watch Netflix all day I ask myself why would a nice girl that has her life going for her has a job, a house, drivers license why would a girl like her want to date a guy like me I'm nothing special I'm not super smart I'm not built I don't have a job, although I do get disability checks I have no drivers license, although I live in town so I can just walk where I want to go all I have to offer is a unlimited amount of love, but what's the point in asking a girl out if a unlimited amount of love isn't enough. So that's why I'm single
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2 RepliesBecause I'm like this at parties.
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1 ReplyI'm not. Been with my beautiful gf for 6 months now
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I'm not though
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3 RepliesI really don't know to be honest probably because I don't try hard enough.
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1 ReplyI'm playing hard to want, not hard to get!
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1 ReplyCause I'm too awesome! [spoiler]no I'm still recovering from a two year relationship[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyCuz I dun wanna be poor. And I want to remain a gamer who is not being constantly disturbed and told to: "Live your life" "Turn that shit off" "This is boring" "I'm gonna sell your ps4" "You spend more time with your ps4 than you do with me"