Sowwie for ruining your thread, so here's a new one!
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There was once a...
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Ill give you some advice on how you should do this again in the future: give rules such as one person can put in a line once a day and to add your story by replying to the topic not the comment. Yes it'll be backwards which I'd why they have to read button to top and let them know not to like a comment or it goes up; or you could just keep writing them doen so at the end you type out the whole story so they know what they've created.there ya go hope it helps
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Flying ninja called Duardo. He was one of the most tough mods in history, his bans were never less than 14 days. He had a sizable army of Septagon cocksuckers that did his every bidding. The cocksuckers would fly huge warplanes over threads and drop a carpet ban, banning any user that gets caught in the blast radius. They also did patrols in Warthogs in the streets of the site, concentrated mainly in the ghetto called the Flood. A week never went without one riot taking place in the Flood, muliple users were banned every week as a result. After the banhammer stroked, they were taking to a place called Banadu. It was a cold, lifeless place that made Siberia look like a resort. But eventually some learned how to escape, whether by bribe or sneaking their way out. At the release of every new Halo game, a new area of town was built only to be raided by the Flood. Sometimes a forum would send a small group to attack the Flood but they would never return. Spartan Ken 15 was an avid member of the Anti-Flood movement, demanding that the Flood be nuked. In the prime days of Halo 3 forum, the war between Halo 3 forum and the Flood had been so high that Achronos himself intervened and threatened to nuke the Flood. After that things died down and the Flood would never return to its' former days of raiding. There was a thing called Porch Day but I seem to be the only one to get annoyed and went somewhere else. Personally I thought Knee Day was better, no this wasn't Skyrim's kneecap -blam!- no this was actually funny. Some say that after the Achronos Intervention, the Flood started going downhill. In my opinion, it wasn't until Halo ODST forums were formed that the Flood deteriorated. Becuase frankly someone wouldn't stop shitposting about ODST merchandise being overpriced. I mean seriously dude? You took butthurt to the next level that it wasn't even funny. Anyway, since ODST the Flood started deterioting and things started getting less memorable, there were occasional fun stuff but not like before. Halo Reach had come around and the Reach area of the city was built next to the Flood. For veterans this was awful, for newcomers well they didn't give a flying -blam!-. SO the Flood sorum became even more deterioted as little kids made shit posts and drove out intelligent posters. By then only a dozen of us veterans remained, I remember the names of the ones I would actually care about, such as Mr. Math, Charlie. Everyone else I didn't care about or I'm trying to forget your name becuase you were a supreme asshole to me. After Bungie signed off Halo many wandered what would happen next, then it happened. I was argung with a liberal when a white flash blinded me and the whole ground caved under me. I blacked out but not before hearing a shout, "Has below radar been change in BF3???". When i woke up, I found myself lying face down in a pile of rubble , I look around and saw the poster I was arguing with walking about. I immediatly pulled out my BR and shot him in chest, walked up to him, said "I'm tired of your stupid shit Violet.", and shot her in the head. Eventually I found my way to a Floodian camp and pledge my loyalty to Charlie. The Flood was split into two groups, one under the leadership of Charlie and another under the leadership of some whiny guy I can't remember. But unfortunately due to the Flood mainly being populated by Halo Reach new comers, they flocked to the whiny guy. After a couple of days everyone moved to the #Offtopic or left. I eventually moved to the #Offtopic, however it was never the same. Nowadays its an endless cycle of sheltered kids getting mad at jokes. The End
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7 RepliesNiqqa, you not gay
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3 Repliesugly barnacle
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2 RepliesPunished Snake
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6 RepliesThere once was a Plasma Eagle.
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[quote]There was once a...[/quote] OP who was a raging fag, and he was so gay that he ruined everything for everyone. The End.
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31 Repliesswag master...