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1/9/2026 5:09:40 PM
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How do we save Xur?
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I'll hit him with a hammer to correct his back problems.
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Jotunn to the face
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Gotta put em down, it’s the only way. Bro didn’t choose his life his life chose him
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Keep the seagulls away from his face😁
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Thats the neat part…..you dont.
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2 RepliesWe don't. He has to save himself. Although, binding the Nine could release him from enslave, but I wouldn't count on it.
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1 ReplyEscape will fix my scoliosis
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2 RepliesIDK, but after the trash he brought this week he may be on his own.
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5 RepliesOld Yeller style at this point....
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1 ReplyGet Baro to give him some advice on the loot he sells
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3 RepliesThrow more money at eververse
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1 ReplyWe could cut off a few of his tentacles and see if they each grow into new Xurs.........
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1 ReplyGet him a scoliosis appointment.
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eliteg👎👍🙏⚔️😴 - old
Tell him to stop offering raid banners... have to have something worth saving :) -
4 RepliesHis mind is not his own, maybe after the binding he will be set free.
