🍕🍕🍕 A little burnt… I’ll have to come check up on the charms later

*Evil Aifos teleports into the kitchen* Yes, this [i]Pizza Friday[/i] will serve as the perfect catalyst for my [i]vaguely evil plan of nonspecific motives[/i]! I will infest this pizza with [i]Dark Power[/i] and as the people of Offtopic consume it, they will become filled with [i]Dark Power[/i] as well, becoming grumpy and irritable. Their bad vibes will seep into the forum itself, propagating that [i]Darkness[/i] throughout the very letters they type! And once this forum is overtaken by [i]Darkness[/i], I will have all the [i]Dark Power[/i] I need to accomplish my [i]vaguely evil plan of nonspecific motives[/i]! Now, where did I put my [i]Evil Spices[/i], which I will spread upon the pizza to infest it with [i]Dark Power[/i] and thus put my [i]vaguely evil plan of nonspecific motives[/i] into action?