Is this annual, eerie? When should I expect this event to come back around?

[u]FINAL SCORES[/u] After much deliberation, the judges have awarded the OffTopic Rumble™ Champion’s Belt to… 🏆 [b]RADneck[/b] 🏆 Thanks to everyone who took part. You fought bravely, but it is now time for you all to go home. This place is a mess! Please pick up 5 pieces of litter on your way out and deposit them in the bins [u]LATE DRAMA![/u] After a late challenge, the judges have stripped RADneck of the Champion’s Belt, and are now awarding it to… 🏆 [b]Breaking_08[/b] 🏆 I can’t quite believe what I’ve just witnessed! This is sure to be a highly controversial decision. [u]BigBossMan0527[/u] Effort ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humour ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Devastation ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ [u]Breaking_08[/u] Effort ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humour ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Devastation ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ [u]bunker[/u] Effort ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humour ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Devastation ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ [u]CosmicMerauder[/u] Effort ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humour ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Devastation ⭐️⭐️⭐️ [u]CovertBrush3698[/u] Effort ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity ⭐️⭐️ Humour ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Devastation ⭐️⭐️⭐️ [u]ELIJAH_GOAT[/u] Effort ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humour ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Devastation ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ [u]The First Aifos[/u] Effort ⭐️ Creativity ⭐️ Humour ⭐️ Devastation ⭐️ [u]Fives[/u] Effort ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humour ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Devastation ⭐️⭐️⭐️ [u]LemuEmu[/u] Effort ⭐️⭐️ Creativity ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humour ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Devastation ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ [u]lucidskull[/u] Effort Creativity Humour ⭐️ Devastation [u]RADneck[/u] Effort ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humour ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Devastation ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ [u]Snoog[/u] Effort ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humour ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Devastation ⭐️⭐️⭐️ [u]SometimesIDrinkCoffee[/u] Effort ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humour ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Devastation ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ [u]Speaker[/u] Effort ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humour ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Devastation ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ [u]StagiestSun3214[/u] Effort ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humour ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Devastation ⭐️⭐️⭐️ [u]Thire[/u] Effort ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Creativity ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Humour ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Devastation ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

DiceMaster: My abs are protected by a slot machine and my pecs by small roulette wheels. Decked out in bright, expensive regalia, I have a gold-embossed dead man's hand on my left arm minus the ace of spades, which is up my right sleeve. My entrance song is money by Pink Floyd except I use microphones at my gambling extremities to amplify the noises and create the cash register noises. [spoiler]Though he seems normal, be wary, for look and you shall discover his secret.[/spoiler]

I…im joe. I have a blue hat, and I wear a white SpongeBob tee shirt….some jeans…and checkered vans🤓. I walk in nervous snd shaky…and then I HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN, AND USE IT TO ANNIHILATE THE ENTIRE POPULATION ON THE EARTH IN A MASSIVE BEAM OF FIRE !!!!!!!! But there was one survivor…Elijah…and before I destroy him I say….”hi I’m joe” [spoiler]you never said I couldn’t enter in a destructive way[/spoiler]

Standing in a large crowded room. As dark clouds start to appear above you inside the room you look at your drink wondering if you’re going crazy or maybe you’re drinks been laced. BOOOM! Thunder claps , lightning strikes down in front of you, and in a flash everyone else has disappeared in the room but you. Thick smoke starts to arise from where the lightning struck. I open a door behind you and step through wearing what looks Ike a bed sheet as a robe. It appears to have some sort of visible magical aura to it. “Howdy. You really should have held the door open for that old lady this morning” Edit: Not quite realizing the nature of a rumble I look around confused at all the challengers. “I feel over dressed”

Can I still join lol

I’m A gen-blam!-dle skeleton that trying to stop a gen-blam!-dle human. My eye are rainbow. I have a big crack at the top of my head. And I’m wearing a sweater. A pair of sweatpants that look like jeans. And some off brand sneakers [spoiler]sans from dusttrust [/spoiler]

my costume is a cool boxing robe that I can turn into a mirror at anytime. My entrance is me riding on a wave made of gold coins and doing a double triple rotation 720 back flip into the arena.

This reminds me of the Flood shitposts of old. Ok, here I go. [i]A deep Scottish voice speaks from the shadows. "Oh...are we about to have a throwdown, laddies?" it says, "Well...don't leave me out of the fun. I love me a little tussle." A square shape bobbed in the darkness as something stepped into the light. Beefy legs wearing camoflage pants revealed themselves, supporting a gigantic, bearded electric pencil sharpener. In one of the pencil sharpener's hands, was a spiked bat with Chuck Norris at its end. In the other, was an enormous, unsharpened pencil. "My name is Sir Saw Brickface the third." it said, "You better remember my name laddies. It's gonna be your -blam!- funeral. Look sweethearts, I even brought something to write your memoirs with." It jammed the pencil into its mouth and ground away, sending shavings flying everywhere. When it pulled it out, the point glinted with promises of violence. "Who's first?" [/i]

Name: Maestro d'armi (blademaster in Italian.) Appearance: similar to your average D2 hunter, except his armor is scratched and dented from years of training. Entrance: two rows of knifes fall from a higher elevation, making a small row. D’armi walks in with knifes encircling him, while casually flipping one of his own. When he stops, he throws his knife up, and all other knifes follow suit. “Won’t you entertain me for a bit?” He will say with confidence as he reaches out to grab a knife out of nowhere. [spoiler]Sounds emo but i just think someone that controls knifes at will is pretty cool, plus kinda original.[/spoiler]

Wat

I’m Roy G Biv. I approach the ring, eyes squinting in the lights. The roar of the crowd energies me and leap in to the ring. I’m dressed in a black trench coat with bulges along the sides, guns maybe? Underneath is a white button down and a blue tie. And to wrap it all up I’m also wearing jorts over my Minecraft tighty whities. Out of my pocket comes a pair of sunglasses to cover my eyes from the glare or the overhead lights. Plastic pink stars cover my eyes and as a pull a grenade pin and throw it behind me. I don’t even look back at the explosion because I’m a cool guy.

I am Mr. Smellsgood My aura is permeated with many different body sprays and several different deodorants. My outfit: shoes made from used Febreeze bottles, socks that have sneaker balls in them, Speedo made of woven lavender, body painted in purple scented marker, mask of scented kitty litter glued on by scented glue. Overcoat of a scaly weave of those tree-shaped car fresheners. Arena entrance: I jump down off the corner, and put my hands above my head, exposing my pristine pits. Then I make a sniffing noise and start walking toward my competitor like a bloodhound. Then I’d say a line about them being a stinker and prepping for the fight.

Name: Thire Costume: A red and black costume similar to those worn by hair metal bands. Silver mirrored aviator sunglasses and a bandanna finish the look. Entrance: [i]*Scared Heart by Dio plays in the background as Thire struts into the arena*[/i] “All your costumes, your entrances, your attacks, your mere existence… it’s all pitiful. Bow before the might of Thire.”

I am the Dread Walker. I seem to be wearing a leather jacket and a mask. Although it is hard to make it out because of the dark aura surrounding me. As I enter the arena the crowd goes silent, due to a sudden feeling of horror that has come over them. A few people begin to cry or feel sick. Everyone’s greatest fears and regrets come to the front of their minds. Soon people begin to leave one by one. Until only my competitors remain.

I am the Letter P. I pop my collared petticoat and pulse my impeccable pecs. The powerful presence of a tattooed P on my chest. "Prepare to feel my P! You cant handle all this P" I then enter doing the cha-cha slide. And powerbomb the ref.

I’m absolutely dripped out in a pink flannel trench coat, combat boots, boxer underwear, and a golden crown. Sporting a green mustache. I enter the arena riding a Pepe frog that breathes the stench of discord mods. I equip my obsidian staff.

I want to make a joke about hpw this is just Everybody Wants the Big Chair but worse, but it’s been such a long time I doubt anyone even remembers what that is.