Overall rating: 8/10 Pros -6'9 -Hairy Legs -Female -Govenor of california - Helps to fund trumps wall -Attractive tentacles -Uses Clorox as shampoo -Uses Oxi clean for body wash - Uses rocket fuel for deodorant -Invented "sentient" toilets - Absolutely hates short star wars fanfic -Owns this website and multiple cereal brands -Amish Cons -Doesn't actually have a stache (EXPOSED) - Has a degree in carpet manufacturing - Owns a dishwasher -Unattractive tentacles - Epstein didn't kill himself - stole my husband -Wears sketchers (real men wear Jordans) - Painted my door blue while I specifically asked for a simple white - Bought the last limited edition infowars shirt - Sold Nascar to Bill Clinton [spoiler]I know i'm late[/spoiler]