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1/5/2020 6:52:23 PM
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Floodians, how'd you get a GF/wife?
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A friend of mine needed a place to stay for a while. 23 years later, she never moved out. I should start charging rent or something.
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1 ReplyPee on a grill Profit
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1 ReplyJust be yourself. And if you like a girl and she's not interested, you gotta stop obsessing because there always better options. Some signs might be right in your face that some other person likes you Also your 14 right? Maybe wait till your 16 at least, get some freedom first
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5 RepliesBe polite, maintain high standards of personal hygiene, be witty and above all else, smell nice!!
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Dang I wish someone would do half the things people on here have said to me!
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14 RepliesI have none, for two reasons. 1. No sane woman is going to marry a pathetic loser like me. 2. I can't get security clearance at the local insane asylum, so the crazy ones are off-limits.
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1 ReplyBold of you to assume that I’d ever get one
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Read this as "Floridians, how'd you get a GF/wife?" I was going to answer, probably meth!
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1 ReplyShe's not my girlfriend yet but the girl I'm talking to right now is perfect. All you need to do is put yourself out there. I saw this girl at work and I was so nervous to talk to her until one day I finally got out of my comfort zone and talked to her. It took awhile for my opportunity to come but I took my chance when I had it. Don't be weird, keep yourself in good hygiene, dress nice, and be respectful to her and to others. Girls like guys that are not just nice to them but to other people as well. Another thing is don't come off as desperate and only wanting one thing because girls will know when a guy is after them just for one thing.
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2 RepliesGood looks, personality, and mutual friends
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By singing fat bottomed girls by Queen
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It just kinda happens
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1 ReplyBooze and no condom... [Sobs]
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She ran over and hit me in the head with a club when I was building a fire. I awoke in her cave with a ring on my finger. Since I didnt have a cave of my own at the time, I decided to stay. Her explanation of the past is quite different than mine. But I'm sticking to my story and that's that.
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14 Replies2 words [spoiler]stockholm syndrome[/spoiler]
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3 Replies[spoiler]Toast->Envelope[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesStep 1: Don’t. Step 2: Repeat step 1.
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I got one by not looking for one. She was actually a friend, over time we developed feelings for each other, as of right now the I have a very optimistic view of our future.
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I uh... didn't...
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Drugged alcohol of your choice
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bought at auction sold down river ??? profit
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1 ReplyI licked my eyebrows.
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1 ReplyEdited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 1/6/2020 3:54:21 AMI play Fortnite. When we get kids, I play Fortnite and stream on Twitch all the time. When she asks me to stop playing Fortnite so that I can go eat with the family, I discipline. When everybody on the stream bears witness to the crying, I get arrested.
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Stop trying? It’s how I found my gf
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