Disclaimer: This post is a joke. Don't actually drink. You will die Take a shot everytime someone: - Suggests a Straight Pride Month! - Whines about the need for an entire month! - Says they don't hate LGBTQ+ people, they just don't agree with the lifestyle for religious reasons! - Spends multiple comments and paragraphs telling you how much they don't care about Pride Month! - [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]! - Mentions they are Christian, but cool with it as if they need to make excuses for their fellow Christians! - Suggests people should take pride in things they actually accomplish! - Whines about it being shoved down their throats/in their face! Add more below so that we may destroy our livers together! Man people really need to lighten up, take a joke, have a few dozen drinks, become the ocean, let sharks swim in them, sink ships, cover the planet, wtfwas I saying?