I'm not talking about the forums only. Any place you've been banned for an absurd amount of time counts. Perma bans count as well, but it's funnier to hear that you were banned from a Minecraft server for 28 years because you called an admin a peepee head.
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6-7 months for not buying a game that didn't interest me at the time.
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Muted on RuneScape for 3 weeks
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Edited by Neko Neko Nya: 2/22/2019 10:10:51 PMI’ve got a story from town of Salem that is the opposite of what you’re asking for but I’ll share anyways because I find it incredibly humorous. Essentially I was getting pissed at the town because I was a confirmed investigative role and nobody was listening to me. After I got lynched day 3 despite being confirmed, I started flaming people who died afterwards and basically mocked them relentlessly for being the idiots that they were. One user in particular started throwing shade back and I called them a particularly long string of vulgar names. In hindsight it probably wasn’t justified, but if it was this story wouldn’t be funny. Anyways, I digress. The user ended up reporting me and said that I called them mean things (they verbatim took what I wrote and used it in the report). Now, anyone that knows how town of Salem reports work, it goes to a forum where reputable users can vote on if the person is innocent or guilty, similar to a jury in real life. After the jury votes (if guilty), a judge (admin) makes the final decision. When I pulled my reports from the bot that supplies them, I noticed something peculiar about that report. It was deemed INNOCENT. After MANUALLY REVIEWING the report, a DOZEN reputable people actually found me INNOCENT of flaming this kid online, despite the logs of every sentence typed in chat being a part of the report. I lost my god damn mind laughing at it.
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[quote]I'm not talking about the forums only. Any place you've been banned for an absurd amount of time counts. Perma bans count as well, but it's funnier to hear that you were banned from a Minecraft server for 28 years because you called an admin a peepee head.[/quote] Permanent ban in a Christian Minecraft server for referencing hitler
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1 ReplyI got perma-banned from a vegan discord server for posting a picture of dog in a hotdog costume.
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Served a week from Reach for commendation boosting in griffball. I've had two 2 week bans on these forums. One for insulting Luke Smith. Worth it.
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1 week on here for a gif I posted.
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I'm genuinely surprised I was never perma-banned from Miiverse. I was constantly getting 2 week bans for referring users to Serebii and Marriland guides in the Pokémon communities.
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One month, I think
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3 RepliesDecember 31st, 9999. Xbox live. Cod WaW infections.
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I got a two week ban for calling someone a d*sticle (still can’t believe I have to censor it)
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Never been banned.
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Had a few short chat banns on a few MMOs which was mostly me seeing what I'm allowed to say. I think longest was actually an MMO when I was heavy into PKing. About a week since me and other players got heated.
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1 ReplyPerma... [spoiler]Club Penguin ;)[/spoiler]
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1 one week ban from a Minecraft server
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5 perma bans in one day on a Minecraft server because I annoyed a Developer too much.
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December 31st 9999 Microsoft sucks... [spoiler]they still haven’t provided proof that I even did anything... I’m a good noodle...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI’m banned from civilization, apparently. Doesn’t keep me out or anything , but being welcomed or accepted on sight makes a difference.
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Edited by OLDSCRATCH4: 2/19/2019 8:58:04 PMPermanently banned from Cheetahs (strip club). About 20 years ago a few friends and I were patronizing the joint. The broad up on stage never once came near us, then at the end of her songs she came over and expected a tip (they hold their panty string out so can you put the money there). She waited...and waited and waited, finally, I tore up a dollar bill and threw it at her feet. She actually picked up the pieces, and about 20 minutes later (after she tore it up into confetti sized pieces), she came over and threw it in my face and told me to "Buy a razor!". We were then kindly asked by the bouncers to leave...and [b]never[/b] come back.
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It won’t shock me if I get permabanned from these forums for my most recent post. Go ahead ninjas Go the -blam!- ahead I don’t give a shit anymore
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1 Reply1 week for sarcastically using a combination of liberal and mentally handicapped.
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3 Replies1 week for a post that was 6 months old at the time I was so confused
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Edited by WILLtheKILLA5: 2/19/2019 8:01:44 PMWoW forums for calling out a disgusting furry. 1 month. Halo Waypoint for expressing dislike for Halo 4. It was called unconstructed criticism, for pointing out features that was dumb down or just left out. Here, Political shitposting mostly for the lols. One time for saying “Ready to tear it up” after joining a clan on this site back in the day. No explanation besides old disembodied soul saying you been banned for reasons.
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I've gotten one or two one-month bans here. Nothing outside of these forums.
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I think I was banned here for a week, don't know what got me banned, since only 1 warning/ban I've gotten here hasn't bugged out in terms of linking what I've posted. I also got a week on Ubisoft's stuff for "toxicity." A Good DarkRP server I was an admin on would also ban me for 90 minutes every time I broke a minor rule because of how many warnings I had. I think they instituted a limit on how many warnings an admin could have because of me lol. Unfortunately, that server is long gone.
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3 RepliesMy friend has a ban in COD for making emblems. He can’t make a custom emblem in black ops for 10 years