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5/21/2018 8:11:34 PM
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The real answer to school shootings you all should already know
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1 ReplyObviously it’s to give children guns, 5 years old, 3 years old, doesn’t matter. Give the toddler a .22 and he’ll be fine
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Ban water to stop drownings
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Nope. The only logical answer is that you have to give the schools artillery guns. It’s the only way.
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This would increase the numbers of family shootings.
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2 Replies<Ban humans, stop shootings all together>
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If you've got a wolf with designs on your sheep, what do you want protecting them? A sheepdog with a muzzle on (reassuring but utterly helpless)? Or a sheepdog with big sharp fangs and the will and training to use them? Exactly.
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5 RepliesStick the shooter in old sparky and televise it to all schools across the states. That will stop it.
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Edited by SuperStormDroid: 5/22/2018 8:53:46 PMBan 4chan. I'm pretty sure some of the shooters frequently visited that place. Man, 4chan has gone downhill since the fappening.
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Humans need to become one with the machines. That way, we are eternal. A mere bullet will no longer be a problem when our bodies are metal
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(((schools)))
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No just ban fingers.
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6 RepliesJust ban eyes. Can't shoot what you can't see
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10 RepliesIdiots have the right to buy guns in our country. That’s the problem.
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Ban Earth's atmosphere
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Home schooled school shooting then
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No, we need to ban murder [spoiler]oh wait...[/spoiler]
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You don’t need to ban schools. Just ban students.
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5 RepliesHeyyyyyy that would work!
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No one even likes school anyway It's a perfect solution!
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Kids are banned at my school.
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Yeah, ban beta males who can’t handle rejections duh. That would mean b.net off topic participation would nearly quadruple because half of the guys on here would be homeschooled the following day.
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I say we ban doors. That let's the little shits come out, so put them in and brick the -blam!-er up. Parents can stop by and wave at them through the windows or even tap on the windows, just to piss off their keepers!
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Edited by f3line: 5/22/2018 3:08:38 PMBan porches. Then the 99% of kids who have porches can’t go to school. Leaving only a 1% chance of a shooting.
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Ban oxygen
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Can you guess? Luck.
