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12/8/2016 7:48:34 PM
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Me Titan am sad
Dear Bungie friends,
Me Titan am sad, winter here and Titan IS COLD! Me want big blanket like big mouth hunter man or warm coat like magic nerd. Titan have many towels but they are all small and only keep Titan butt warm. Me Titan write letter to Santa for years but me think Santa ghost not find him yet so Titan am sad.
One day Titan get HYPE when he climb up big rock home of the liar man with best boomstick ever and Titan see Saladman with big blanket! But no, Saladman is old and mean to Titan, he say, "git gud," and "Titan can go stand in sunspot if cold," but sunspot only warm for small time so me Titan am sad again.
I guess big mouth funny hunter man in tower heard Titan was sad one day because he tell Titan he know secret about where Titan can get big blanket, he give Titan secret spy decoder ring and secret message to unlock but then Titan find out secret is just crappy ovaltine commercial, so me Titan am sad again.
Me Titan not just want blanket for free even, can do many things for friends like make strong bubbles or punch big scary things like shanks. Titan can even do quest for blanket, even if death reset titan progress like quest for stupid poison gun where Titan had nothing but blue boomstick to complete quest. Titan is strong with big head and can complete many quest for blanket.
Titan sees Deej, bungie friend of magic nerd, and Cozmo, bungie friend of big mouth hunter man, but where is bungie friend of Titan? Is none. So please bungie friend, give Titan big blanket because Titan am sad and cosmodrome is cold place for Titan now.
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As a hunter too autistic to understand
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Hahahahahahahahahahahagaga!!!
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2 RepliesOk.... This has got to be the funniest thing on the forums since "Dad, I think I'm a Hunter!" Post. And it's tragic at the same time.... Secondly, the [b]Magic Nerd[/b] comment... That's the third funniest thing I've seen. My Warlock will be known as [b]Magic Nerd[/b] from here on out! You Sir Win the Day!!!!!
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Haha! :) Great post!
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All your bases are belong to us
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Don't worry. Hunters, Warlocks, and Titans are getting snow themed armor in the Dawning. You won't be cold anymore because we will all be one with the snow.
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Me sad too. Let's hug. Uh oh, arms are too short for hug. Let's just stand next to each other.
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This actually makes me sad lol
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Me am sad for cold winter with no cape. Let's hug for warmth.
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Great "A Christmas Story" reference. You'll shoot your eye out with that!
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This is funny. +1 "As fellow Titan, me understand" #Titanlife
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Stand near the lava in the Plaguelands.
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i thought us titan's would get a lord Saladin style class item for iron banner but i was wrong
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10/10 for the " A Christmas Story" reference
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lol biased opinion is biased
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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U spanktik, u tink ur smrt
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If you're not reading this with a caveman accent, you're losing out on 90% of the fun.
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As a Titan only, this is pretty much my favorite post ever. But don't forget, the new raid mark can keep your front junk warm too!
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2 RepliesAh yes, the Hunter mans, the Magic nerds and the Punchy guys. Legendary heroes of light to defeat the darkness.
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8 RepliesHypothermia builds character. Deal with it
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2 RepliesThat Christmas Story reference though
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Gave me a great laugh
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This is corny as hell but it kept making me laugh
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1 ReplyOkay. Bungie needs to make a Titan Mark that looks exactly like a bath towel.
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Me Titan👊😬 Me approve 👈😬
