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6/2/2016 4:41:01 AM
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I'm Bored.
Someone tell me a joke. Destiny is super boring and I don't have any other games. Someone give me something to do or tell me a story or joke.
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyA kid gets a homework assignment to write a paper on the difference between theory and reality. He gets home and asks his dad for help. The dad says go ask your mom if she would have sex with the neighbor for a million dollars. He does and comes back and tells his dad that she said yes. Dad says ok now go ask your sister the same question. He comes back and said that she said yes as well. The dad says well son there you have it. Kid looks confused and says i don't understand. Dad says well son its like this. In theory we're worth a couple million dollars but in reality we live with a couple whores
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1 ReplyRead a book, kid.
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Edited by A Tigerstorm: 6/2/2016 3:19:08 PMMy uncle is so fat he does a rolley pulley in he stairs
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2 RepliesHi bored, I'm Prometheus
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1 ReplyJohnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.” The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”
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6 RepliesWhat's green and smelly? Kermits bum.
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1 Replyread a book.
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5 RepliesWhat's Your Mom wearing right now?
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11 Replies780 hours time played. Zero Hard TTK Raids completed.
