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5/20/2016 6:53:33 PM
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Ruin a First Date in 4 Words
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do you eat ass
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I miss my ex
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1 ReplyEdited by Rodttor: 5/21/2016 7:29:43 PMMy mom can pay (If you were at a dinner, lunch, or whatever)
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2 RepliesSo, I chose Chikorita.
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Let's guess your weight!
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8 RepliesI'm on my period [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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You are not thirteen
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3 RepliesDo you like basements?
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Your sister was better
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- Anyone know you're here? - You're prettier up close - Glad I brought viagra - I love your pictures - Why were you late? - Where are your kids? - Better be worth it - Don't waste my time - My clock is ticking - Lend me some money
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21 RepliesPlease just shut up.
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Olicity made arrow better.
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2 Replies-blam!-, there's my wife
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1 ReplyCan my kid watch?
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1 ReplySo, your daughter's hot.
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I'm into kittenplay. *pulls out collar*
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Do you like crossdressers?
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I'm making you pregnant
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Suck my magnum dong
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9 RepliesLonging Rusted Seventeen Daybreak Furnace Nine Benign Homecoming One Freight Car
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Are you performing tonight?
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23 RepliesEdited by x Lets Get It On: 5/22/2016 3:47:56 AMYour place or mine? I swear, any guy who pulls that stuff on the first date can get right out of my face.
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1 Reply"I can get obsessive."
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A. *pushes bill towards her* You got this one. Or B. *At the end of the date* Smell ya later.
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//pull out your phone, start swiping while grinning and nodding at each swipe "Found your nudes online"
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Its not 8 inches
