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3/7/2016 4:03:31 AM
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Awkward Things at School?
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Edited by Flood: 7/13/2016 7:04:55 AMThis chick would put take my hands and place them on her boobs and wanted to have "fun". Her name was Jessica, they were C32s and she had a rack. What made it awkward was how she would do it in public and go too far......trying todry hump me when I sat down doing AP US homework or revealing herself in the lower commons. Ironically, I never did anything with her and it made her more turned on. I just kept to myself in high school and avoided dating until the end of my senior year. That was in 2011 and I have been with my first girlfriend since. We are waiting, I don't have my doctor of science yet and she does not have her law degree. lol I like mysterious, smart, hard to get girls anyways. lol. I got more stories if you want more, even some bad work ones.
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I'm in 3rd grade and I'm laying on the floor stomach down while I'm working. I'm with this one kid who's pretty popular and cool and he starts talking to me, so I stay there for a while. It had been so long that I had started to feel that I had to pee. Now this kid was pretty funny (at the time) and I wanted to stay. Then he lets out some stupid "your mom" joke. But I'm in 3rd grade so for me, it's the funniest thing ever. Funny until I can feel myself peeing my pants. I didn't freak out, so I just laid there, hoping it would evaporate in the next five minutes (we had just started the water cycle so it didn't make all that much sense yet). I'm still working and talking with this kid until the teacher calls the class to go back to their desks. I wait for the other kid to go up so that he doesn't see the pee stain on the carpet. Now all I have to do is get to my desk. I dart to the desk so that nobody has enough time to notice it. I get to my desk and I'm feeling pretty good about how I've been hiding all of this. But then I start thinking about the smell and the wet, dark puddle on the carpet. The smell is covered though because the girl who sat next to me never showered and smelled like rotten cheese and Fritos. Luckily the carpet was dark, so the puddle could only be seen if you were really focusing. Also, I could cover the stain on my pants because I had just gone clothes shopping with my mom earlier that week and the shirt I got was pretty long. I just had to adjust it every so often to make sure it covered the spot. Luckily, I lasted the rest of the day, and when it was dismissal time, I was the first one out the door. When I got to my house, I darted up the stairs, took off my clothes, put them in the laundry hamper (hoping my mom wouldn't smell it), and went straight to the shower. The next day, I went back to school and the kid I was talking to greeted me when I walked into class. Apparently I had help myself together pretty well and had made a new friend. I know this isn't an embarrassing story, but it easily could have been and I think it's a pretty good story too. Hope you enjoyed. [spoiler]wort[/spoiler][spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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I'm the only black guy in my history class full of white kids and whenever we talk about slavery I can feel 27 pairs of eyeballs slowly gravitate towards me
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3 RepliesBrump
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14 RepliesSo I have this 24 year old history teacher who's a Reddit gamer kinda guy and he's really cool but there was this porno I saw involving fruit loops (very disturbing). I told my friends about it and they decided to watch it in class, but the teacher heard us talking about it and he knew the video because he had seen it before. Now everyone involved knows that the other watches fruit loop porn.
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9 RepliesI got to school early so I decided to just sit outside my first period class. I was just chillin, playing pokemon on my phone when all of a sudden, this fat mouth breather comes bumbling down the hall. This is that kid that walks around with a ds, sound full blast and his belly hanging out 24/7. I could just smell the obesity coming off of him. So anyways, he stops when he walks by me. Leans over me. And just watches. Just stands over me, breathing loudly, not saying a word for a good thirty seconds. Then, he just sits down next to me while asking about my emulator. Weirdest thing I tell ya
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40 RepliesEdited by Jowe: 3/24/2016 8:49:38 PMOne time, I was in the restroom with my friend in middle school, a kid pulled out his Wang and said "guys, look away" my friend and I looked away, but we watched through a mirror. He yelled: "360 no-scope!" He jumped, turned a whole 360 degrees, slipped on some pee on the floor, fell on his back and peed in the air. Ended up leaving him there to pee in the air, then on himself.
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4 RepliesSome friends and I decided to tape a couple's heads together while they were making out
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2 RepliesMy English teacher used to make sexual advances towards me during study hall, I came a little every time.
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1 ReplyWhen you space out and unwillingly stare directly at a hot chicks boobs as they look back at you with confusion. ~thegreatskechers
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2 RepliesThis chick runs around like naruto and admitted to fingering herself
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19 RepliesWell during a test the whole classroom was silent and then my stomach was like: Now i will demonstrate a whale mating call.
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When you can't fulfill the word limit on a essay and make random things up.
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4 RepliesNot really awkward but I farted in class and managed to convince the whole class it was a girl. She dropped out the next day.
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3 RepliesEdited by LoneBarrel: 3/16/2016 12:35:59 AMThe Senior Class did this whole Match making Survey. Where you fill out the form and they matched you up with someone who has similar personality. All my friends did it and they made me do it. They all got pretty hot girls and they started dating there matches. I got Myself as the only match. Long story short... #ForeverAlone[spoiler]I was a Freshman at the time. I am now a senior
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My friend was trying to hit on a girl during lunch. It was him and the girl at the table. I walked past them but on my way by, i put a water bottle on the table in front of him
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Found out my teacher was in a porno
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32 RepliesBeing the first to finish a test and having to wait for someone else to finish because you don't know where to turn it in
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My friend Patrick's dog died and he was crying at school. The teacher, Ms. Boone said "Stop acting like ur dog died!" Then Patrick said "But he did!" And he started crying some more. Poor guy.
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5 RepliesHaving to make a 1:30 speech about literally anything possible. Friend decided to tell a story; the time he was tripped and his spaghetti fell out of his pocket. [spoiler]He got full credit too.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesI'm the only Asian in a class of white kids
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2 RepliesWhen the teacher says you and the girl sitting next to you would make a cute couple.... [spoiler]when in reality shes your ex[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhen the whole class is roasting the white boy and he starts to reach into his backpack
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2 RepliesAccidentally walking into the boys bathroom and the dude standing at the urinal smiles at you.
