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1/5/2016 5:00:37 PM
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Prove you're not a synth
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I can't. Because I am.
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X Ray myself?
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DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B****!!
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DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH DIRTY SYNTH COMMUNISM IS DEATH DESTROY THE CHINESE RED'S CREATIONS
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I am a synth. But I'm a shiny clean one.
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Idk what that is
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Why does it matter? Synths are people too?
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4 RepliesWhat's a Synth
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1 ReplyEdited by Tate Diabeetus: 1/6/2016 3:21:21 PMProve you're not a street cone
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I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk
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Synths don't take open door poops
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I wet my toothbrush before and after applying toothpaste.
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Edited by Nashtalia: 1/6/2016 1:47:47 PMi prefer cigarette[b][u]s[/u][/b] over a e-cig.
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5 RepliesSay a lot of words and see of I if shut down
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12 RepliesI eat ass.
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1 ReplyI always put the cap back on my toothpaste.
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5 Replies[b]Cuts off my arm[/b] [b]Shows there is no mechanical parts[/b]
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State my recall code if I am a synth. Protip:no tips allowed
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5 RepliesI lead the BoS on a mission to destroy the institute, the creators of the synths.
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5 RepliesIf I'm a synth then state my shutdown code.
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1 Reply*Cuts knee* *blood oozes out* There you go
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1 Replyi dint leave the cap off the toothpaste you know who does? A SYNTH
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I don't get shut down by EMP's and magnets don't stick to me.
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I eat Legos
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That's something a synth would say.
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2 RepliesThree people go to a hotel for the night, it costs $30 for one room, so they split it and each pay $10. The manager realizes he forgot to give them the $5 off discount that week, so he sends a staff member up to their room to give them five dollars. The staff member thinks to himself "well it's hard to split $5 three ways, so I'll just keep $2 and give each of them $1 and tell them it was a $3 discount!" So far, each of the three people in the room have paid $10 for the room. After being given $1 each by the staff member, it's as if they had each paid $9, not $10. If you add up the $9 of the three people, and you add in the $2 taken by the staff member, that adds up to &29, not the $30 originally paid. Where did the $1 go?
