[quote]A Hunter, Titan, and Warlock are sitting at a table. The Titan, a Sunbreaker, is seriously wounded, and has a broken arm and leg. The Warlock, a Stormcaller, is in perfect health, and is sitting as calm as can be. The Hunter is pacing around the table, thinking deeply about what should be nerfed next. [b]Hunter:[/b] Let's see, I just got killed by a sniper... he must have been relying on that aim assist crutch! NERF SNIPER AIM ASSIST BUNGIE, OMFG!!!! [b]Warlock:[/b] Oh, will you just shut it already! Look at poor Jim over here. [i]Points at Titan.[/i] He can barely move from what your constant bickering did to him. [b]Titan:[/b] Need... super... energy... [b]Hunter:[/b] Don't even bother, Jim. Now you know how us Hunters, the master race, felt when you b*tched and complained about Bladedancers for a whole year. [b]Titan:[/b] Please... no more... nerfs... [b]Warlock:[/b] Okay, maybe the Sunbreaker was a little OP, but that doesn't mean every other piece of equipment in the damn game needs to be nerfed along with it! [b]Hunter:[/b] Oh crap! Bungie is about to buff auto rifles by... 7%! Oh no, that can't happen. [i]grabs phone.[/i] [b]Warlock:[/b] What the hell are you doing? [b]Hunter:[/b] Hey, Xur! I have a job for you. [b]Xur:[/b] It is my will to speak to you. [b]Hunter:[/b] You know that 7% buff to medium RoF Auto Rifles due this Tuesday? [b]Xur:[/b] I think the cells of this body are dying... [b]Hunter:[/b] Move the decimal point to the left a bit! [b]Xur:[/b] My will is not my own... [b]Hunter:[/b] [i]hangs up.[/i] Weird guy... well, I just prevented a possible OP weapon buff. What's next? Let's see, I forgot to mention something... was it handcannons? No, they got nerfed ages ago... Ah, yes, Stormcaller!! [b]Warlock:[/b] What the hell!? I'm perfectly balanced!!! [b]Hunter:[/b] THAT GUY JUST KILLED ME FROM WAY TOO FAR AWAY!!! IT'S SO OP!!! [b]Warlock:[/b] I'm not overpowered, what the hell is wrong with you? [b]Hunter:[/b] ANOTHER ONE JUST KILLED ME! WHY IS IT SO OP!!! [b]Warlock:[/b] Shut up! Please stop, Bungie might hear you! [b]Hunter:[/b] [i]pulls out megaphone[/i]. STORMTRANCE IS WAY TOO OVERPOWERED. PLEASE NERF THEM BUNGIE, NERF THEM!!! [i]The Titan, unnoticed to this point, suddenly turns from bright orange to light blue. His broken limbs heal themselves, and he stands up vigorously. [/i] [b]Hunter:[/b] Jim, did you just switch subcla- [i]drops megaphone.[/i] OH SH*T!! [i]The Titan shoulder-charges the Hunter, sending him flying into the wall.[/i] [b]Titan:[/b] YOU... WILL NOT... NERF... MY FRIEND!! [i]The Titan activates his Fist of Havoc, demolishing the Hunter, and the entire wall behind him.[/i] [b]Warlock:[/b] Why... why did you do that? [b]Titan:[/b] You don't know the pain I've been through these past few days. I - I don't want you to share the same fate. [i]The Hunter respawns next to the Titan.[/i] [b]Hunter:[/b] What the hell jus- wait, that was a Fist of Panic!!!! BUNGIE, NERF THE STRIKER! [b]Warlock:[/b] Their super wasn't even buffed, dipsh*t. [b]Hunter:[/b] I don't care!! THEY'RE SO OP!!! [b]Titan:[/b] What if everything you ever wanted... [b]Warlock & Hunter:[/b] ????? [b]Titan:[/b] WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! [b]Warlock:[/b] What in the hell are you talking about? [b]Titan:[/b] [b]THEN YOU NEED [u]PEREGRINE GREAVES!!![/u][/b] [i]Titan jumps in the air, then rams his knee into the Hunter's face.[/i] [b]Warlock:[/b] Why does he always brag about those damn things? Edit: Sorry to any Hunters I may have offended. I actually main a Hunter myself, lol. Edit 2: This is now my most popular post I've ever created. Thank you guys for all the comments! A few people took this way too seriously, but most people reacted positively. Believe me, I didn't intent to start a class war. I like all classes equally, and again, sorry to any Hunters that thought I was serious.[/quote]

I'm now assuming that you're a year 2 player since you've never seen Titans and Warlocks whine about Hunters every single day. It feels great to be hated by salty people again ;)

All people asking for nerfs are hunters. [i]But[/i] [i][b]Not all hunters cry for nerfs.[/b][/i]

I Remember the good ol days, when all people did was complain about blade dancer.

Let me tell you a story. A story about the three classes. Long ago, in the days of yore, when all three classes were revived by a ghost in the wilderness, everyone used to get along. We all had our jobs, with Titans being the saviors of PvE, Hunters being the kings of PvP, and Warlocks riding along the middle, able to do just fine everywhere they went. Then one day, the Warlocks and Hunters started fighting. Warlocks hated Bladedancer and started complaining about it. Both classes started arguing over where Blink came from. Titans were left alone because they weren't dominating PvP, and were absolutely needed for PvE. In this instance, the Titans called for peace, and continued to preach for it, with the occasional few asking "Where's my Blink?" But the rest of the Titans said "We have Shoulder Charge, we don't need Blink." Then Crota came. Everyone wanted Bladedancers for invisibility when killing Crota (Though it was far from needed, but weaker teams needed every advantage they could get). Hunters started acting like the big shots. They were kings of PvE and PvP now. Warlocks had settled down, and Titans were going "Sure, whatever" whenever a Hunter rose up. Then the Hunters started to realize that Titans didn't fear them. Titans could use Fist of Havoc and end them. Titans could use Shoulder Charge and end them. So Hunters did the only thing they could think of. They assaulted Titans will calls for nerfs. This was the breaking point and finally caused Titans to rise up against the Hunters. The Warlocks were now on the sidelines, because they were useful everywhere, much like Titans were in the original days. Calls for nerfing Titans continued all the way through House of Wolves, and as such, calls for nerfing Blink came out. Warlocks were finally brought back into the mix, and all three classes were against each other, all because of The Ram. Then Oryx came, and Titans became the kings of PvP and every class became equal in PvE with the new subclass additions, though some subclasses still had a lot to be desired in PvE. Hunters couldn't stand it and began calling for nerfs to Sunbreaker. While most Warlocks stood at the sidelines, a few chimed in. Even some traitorous Titans joined the fray of asking for nerfs, perhaps because they forgot what happens when Bungie nerfs things, or perhaps they were tired of Hunters complaining about them and thought it would finally appease them enough to leave. So now Titans and Warlocks both have a bitter taste in their mouths when dealing with Hunters, and Hunters dislike the other classes. As of today, the calls for nerfs continue, and now Stormcaller is being brought into the mix, a super that was up there with Sunbreaker in terms of power, but was at the sidelines while Sunbreaker took center stage. This is the story of how the three classes came to hate one another. While many get along with their comrades, and most Titans get along with Warlocks, the bitterness and rivalry exists for many. And unless we can finally put aside our differences and get along and realize that we are all better at certain things and in certain situations, this rivalry will continue and will only get worse. Stop the hate while there's still time. Let go of the anger, let go of the bitterness, and learn to love one another again, like in the beginning days when we all took our first steps into this brave, new world.

Hunters were never the most op Titans were I never see huntards I only see titards

Titans are leading for most cries. Keep it up

Actually by abandoning the other 2 classes you'd only be doing what they wanted all along.