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Edited by Recon Number 54:
10/2/2013 3:50:47 PM
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LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND
I, ACHRONOS, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF JAVA, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL! BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WEILDING HTML STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME. BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL AND SENT HIM INTO THE FUTURE! NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS BUNGIE.NEXT!
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Kinky.
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Now the opening theme is going to be stuck in my head for at least 24 hours... Oh well, I'm not complaining. It was a mad tune after all
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2 RepliesHow do you post images like that?
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1 ReplySo, are you saying that when Samurai Jack comes back, he's going to save this place?
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3 RepliesВы имеющих хихикать приятель?
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4 RepliesEdited by The Manliest Man: 1/11/2013 10:36:42 PMHere's my take on Bungie.next: [i]Eight times shall the Traitor Webmaster go forth. In the End Times the iron forums shall be cast down. Their walls breached and their Gates forced open. Those that dwell beyond shall spill through it. The air shall burn and the ground shall melt, The Troll shall lie down with the Ninja, Brother shall slay brother with flame and banhammer. And the meat-spin shall pour its malice forth. The Eye shall stare unblinking at its prize, and the Traitor Webmaster shall cross the bridge of stars. He shall return to finish the Cena's red work, Upon holy soil shall the fate of Bungie.net be decided.[/i]
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1 ReplyEdited by ToastedBacon: 1/11/2013 4:33:06 PMGOTTA GET BACK, BACK TO THE PAST, IFARTED69 I, I, I, FARTED, I, I, I, FARTED WATAWWW.
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The theme song is now stuck in my head. Thank you.
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uhh....
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1 ReplyGave me a seizure.
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What the hell...
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Nostalgia is real :c
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[b] [/b]
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Please bring this back. Right now.
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2 RepliesEdited by History HD: 1/11/2013 8:21:38 PMAchronos may be an extraterrestrial being. What if, the individual known as Achronos, has a more sinister agenda?
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2 RepliesTime to take this thread back... to the future!!
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5 RepliesEdited by NarwhalSlayer: 1/11/2013 5:47:27 PMJust thought I'd continue a story. [i]The brave fellowship, led by ifarted69, ran through the dark hallways of Bungie.next. Hashtags started to crawl out from their holes, ready to attack. The fellowship was surrounded. But suddenly, as if something in the balance of nature had been disturbed, the hashtags scampered back to their dark holes. ifarted69 looked over to the huge, cavernous entrance. Lightning struck the ground of the cave, and a huge, bespectacled beast arose from the ground, shattering stone as he walked. "Anchronos," ifarted69 muttered before shouting "RUN!" The fellowship ran towards the narrow stone bridge that led towards the entrance, but Anchronos was gaining on them. The rest of the group dashed over the bridge, but not before ifarted69 came face to face with the giant beast. Anchronos let out a monstrous screech. ifarted69 raised his staff and bellowed at the creature: "You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Flood Forum, the dark fire will not avail you, Lord of Bnext! Go back to the shadow! YOU! SHALL NOT PASS!" The bridge crumbled under Anchronos, and eventually casting him back into the fiery depths. ifarted69 turned around, exhausted. But Anchronos had one more trick up its sleeve; he threw his mighty ban hammer up to the bridge, destroying the remains of the narrow walkway, and taking ifarted69 with it.[/i] The end.
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Memories.
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2 RepliesEdited by Old Dragonslayer: 10/7/2013 12:49:48 PM[quote]Bungie.next[/quote] Muting oldfag, now.
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I'm like this now.
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Damn looking back at these comments, when ifarted69 was actually a thing... *shudders*
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Dat necrobump
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This is a great thread.
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Edited by HM Rob: 8/6/2013 9:51:23 PMoh my god if op killed travyon than clearly zimmermen was inocent!
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what ever you say .... what ever you say ...
