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1/8/2021 6:42:22 PM
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Aifos Assassination: The potatoes

[spoiler]Ninjas don’t hurt me this is all a joke ;-;[/spoiler] Blaze sets up an excellent dinner for Aifos as he monologues maniacally! “Hehe....if all goes to plan, Aifos will reach for the bowl of mashed potatoes in the center of the table! Once he does so, the chandelier will fall onto his arm, pinning him! Then....once he yells for help, a guillotine will slice his head off! Then I will be the president! Hahahaha- oh, whoops, almost forgot to move the garlic salt!” But as Blaze tries to grab the garlic salt, he brushes up against the bowl of mashed potatoes! The chandelier falls on him, and he starts to yell. “Ahh! Someone! Hel....oh no.” Then, the guillotine falls! But....Blaze’s head is still attached to his body by a thread! “You....it wouldn’t have even worked?!” [spoiler]The end!....for now![/spoiler]

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  • "Is anyone eating these potatoes?"

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  • Looks like someone potatoed today

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  • *.casually walks by* Hey, you gonna eat those mashed potatoes?

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    • [spoiler]But wouldn’t the chandelier falling just rip your arm off entirely? And, how could a guillotine be positioned in a way to cut someone’s head off while they’re sitting upright at a dinner table? Assassination rating; 6/10. Not enough llama potions. :p[/spoiler]

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      • Has anyone ever tried to Assassinate them via pokèmon battle?

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      • Stop, you’ve violated the law, the the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

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        • GLORIOUS ATTEMPT FOLLOWED BY GLORIOUS FAILURE!!!!!!!!

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          • This would actually be interesting if aifos dies and vp takes over

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          • *meanwhile, in the other room, Aifos is helping Fukua with her math homework* “Okay, so if you carry the two here...” Aifos said. Fukua slides her math book across the table. “I don’t think that’s how they want us to do it. They want us to do it this way..” Aifos drops his pencil. “Well, I don’t [i]know[/i] that way, Fukua! What even is this, they can’t change math! Math is math! [b]Math. Is. Math!”[/b] “Woah, okay, calm down, Aifos. I’ll just go ask Grandma Koko for help.” “Why do you need to ask Kokonoe for help? You think I can’t do this? I can do this! I can do math! I can-“ They both go silent as they hear a loud crash coming from the dining room, accompanied by what sounded like someone yelling. “Uh, Blaze?” Fukua yelled back. “Are you okay? Did you need me to come help cook?”

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            • The chef watching you trying: *silence, takes photo for Instagram*

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              • Ehhhhhhhhhh..........could have gone better.

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