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Edited by The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]: 4/23/2019 3:07:53 AM
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The Sheriff Games Announcement/Sign Ups (CLOSED)

It has recently hit me that I won't be the sheriff forever, so I decided that I should choose an heir. In order for someone to be chosen an heir, there are a few requirements. I must deem you worthy to fight, you must swear an oath, and you must prove power in an arena, and answer the questions that people dare not ask. The first thing that will happen is the first haze, which will happen on this post. Next there will an oath also on this post. Then first round arena, 1v1's. There will be a loadout post later. Next will be the questions. Those who fail the most will be eliminated. Then the final test will be a (excuse this phrase) battle royale with all remaining contestants. Hoping for three people or at most four. There winner shall be rewarded with the future title of Sheriff. They may also adapt the name deputy if they wish as they wait. The user will receive the title when I leave. I will see if you're worthy here, and if you have priorities, I will forbid your entrance, your people need you. [spoiler]i.e xombie, ring, etc[/spoiler] The Oath is for the fight, you must swear the following: [quote][b]"I promise to fight with respect and valor, and to accept defeat when it reaches me."[/b][/quote] That is all, ~Your Magnum -blam!- Sheriff [b][u]The Contestants[/u][/b] Hammer GLope V Vex Addidas Nil Toaster Cowboy Cobalt Man Pancake Monk Cmirg Beep Ronin Pencilsnake [spoiler]yes, another arena[/spoiler]

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  • If I don’t become heir, may I be something else, maybe ur brotha or something

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    • It is good to see this, the line of sheriffs will not be broken from this day onward. Good luck to all of the contestants.

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    • I could never replace you, my friend. As such, I will sit this one out. Besides... I'll always enjoy being on the other side of the Offtopic canon. The Law isn't the place for the bird. Good luck to the contestants!

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      • Sorry, I'm too busy with science and the void to play sheriff.

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        • I promise to fight with respecc and valor, and to accept defeat when it reaches me Forgot to do that

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        • Damn you cut off like 15 people

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          • Ayyy you already know it, sign me up!

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            • Sign me up, just so i can have my name on something

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              • [quote]It has recently hit me that I won't be the sheriff forever, so I decided that I should choose an heir. ][/quote] Does that mean you’re...you’re...LEAVING?!

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                • Although I agree offtopic needs lawmen, I’m a consulting detective not a sheriff. I will not be signing up. But if you need my help in this I will see what I can do. Also make sure the trainees are aware of a detective they can turn to if they need help.

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                • Ill give it a shot, just to even out the numbers. I’m super new, so no hard feelings if you say no ;)

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                • I volunteer as tribute

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                • [spoiler]fück I'm against girraffalope[/spoiler]

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                  • Sure, count me in

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                    • Edited by Ronin: 4/23/2019 1:22:37 AM
                      [b][REDACTED because I want in on this action][/b]

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                      • Im in

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                        • Varvatos solemnly swears to uphold justice across all parts of Offtopica, defend the innocent from evil, and to bring our blessed land into a [b][i][u]GLORIOUS NEW ERA!!![/u][/i][/b] As Sheriff, the people come first. As far as Varvatos’s record goes... King Fikrul of Akirdion-5 entrusted Varvatos to keep his son, Prince Krel, and his daughter, Princess Aja, safe from General Morando; a traitor who wanted to kill the entire royal family. He sent countless bounty hunters, but Varvatos never failed his King. He kept them safe, even when it almost cost him his life. So Varvatos has the right morals. But does he have the skill and Military/police training? Of course! Varvatos Vex has had the finest training. He is Commander in Chief of all of Akiridion-5’s armies. He can train others to uphold justice, too. Varvatos started training a little Akiridion girl named Zadra when she was young, and now, years later, she is second in command only to Varvatos Vex! Varvatos weighs a thousand pounds, exactly 950 is pure muscle (proven by doctors!). He stands nine feet tall, and with his four eyes, he can intimidate anyone! Does he have the arsenal? You bet you he does. Varvatos Vex’s Serrator can transform into an indestructible dome shield, a gigantic multi-energy missile launcher, an energy spear for duels, a snow tube, a lightning staff, an energy blaster, and he has a ship loaded with weapons and 10 layers of shields! He designed the planetary defense shield that surrounds all of Akiridion-5! There has not been a death to an Akiridion since the shield was put up! And lastly, Varvatos Vex founded the Talonn Phalanx alongside Lieutenant Zadra, a group of freedom fighters that save other planets from evil! [b][i][u]NO ONE ELSE DESERVES THE TITLE!!![/u][/i][/b] [spoiler][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][b][i][u]GLORIOUS!!![/u][/i][/b][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/spoiler]

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                        • I’m no angle, I don’t want Sheriff but I want to be in the Games... [spoiler]Sips Tea[/spoiler]

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                          • I’ll sign up. I think I could make a decent sheriff.

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                          • Edited by karste385: 4/23/2019 1:17:05 AM
                            [b]i shall join[/b] [b][i]I promise to fight with respect and valor, and to accept defeat when it reaches me.[/i][/b]

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                          • Sounds [spoiler]Cool. Too bad I prefer swords to guns...[/spoiler]

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                            • Edited by Ronin: 4/23/2019 1:29:05 AM
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                            • I’ll give it a shot. [spoiler]Sorry Partner, but You’ve Yeed your last Haw [/spoiler]

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                            • Sure I'll bite

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                            • Edited by Taoster: 4/23/2019 12:46:45 AM
                              [b]"I promise to fight with respect and valor, and to accept defeat when it reaches me."[/b]

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                              • Off-topic needs a lawman, Drifters like me can't handle every single threat

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