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11/18/2018 11:05:39 PM
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You can turn into a couch.
At anytime whenever you want, and revert back to your normal form whenever you want.
What do you do with this power?
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#Offtopic
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I'd duplex people, turn into a couch and catch them [spoiler]Y33T[/spoiler]
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Eat ass
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2 RepliesQuite simple; I stand next to somebody and turn into a couch. The sudden materialization of the couch where their lower body would be could theoretically sever them in half. [spoiler]profit.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Girraffalope: 11/19/2018 4:14:45 AM1: Break into random house 2: Make lots of noise so owners hear me and come running 3: Couch time 4: Owners discover couch that was not theirs 5: If they decide to keep couch I live in their house during the day and eat their food when they're gone 6: I have acquired free housing, free food, and succeeded in making someone incredible confused
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1 ReplyBe a couch on a couch
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2 RepliesLmao why be a couch when I have the power of the reality stone to make my car look like me
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4 RepliesSneak into sorority Turn into couch Grills sit on me ??? Profit
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1 ReplyInconspicuously cuddle with whomever I choose.
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Lol, get accidentally sold into your girlfriends changing closet.
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5 RepliesI’m surprised no one said they wanted to turn into a casting couch. Must be a bunch of young kids in here.
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10 RepliesNow I just want to point out. You can probably make this into an anime. Stranger things have been done. [spoiler]soda cans[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyReminds me of that chick from my strange addiction. As for what I'd do with this, if I got into an argument I'd run, jump, and turn into a couch because why not throw a couch of yourself in an argument?
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6 Replies... Great, another inanimate object to turn into... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat if I'm already a couch that can turn into a human whenever I want.
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Revert into a couch as I fall off a 2 story building, heavily injuring anyone I hit.
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Walk up to a girl and ask "Hey wanna sit on me?", and turn into a couch before she can respond.
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Edited by Liam_Hawks: 11/19/2018 7:56:02 PMTell people that I can't control it so I can use it as an escape mechanism.
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With this power i gain...a sense of discomfort.
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Become a couch in the middle of class. Couch time.
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*NCouch would like to know your location*
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2 RepliesPivot
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Go a place a couch shouldn’t be and become a couch
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first thing I would do is turn into a couch and figure out that i have the power to turn into a couch. then it's all a matter of waiting for the right time and the right place for my next goal.... [spoiler]get a thicc girl to sit on me[/spoiler] [spoiler]what, even the Sixth House have this agenda...[/spoiler]
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It would be a bit hard to explain the random couch on the counter, wouldn't it?
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become couch
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I'll let Senpai sit on me 🤤
